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        <![CDATA[ Dinged By A G-String?


Woman, 52, sues Victoria&#39;s Secret, claims injury from defective thong  JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria&#39;s Secret thong, a
Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit
against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective &quot;low-rise v-string&quot; from the Victoria&#39;s Secret... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Woman sues due to DEFECTIVE THONG  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I saw this woman on The Best Week Ever last night and you guys are absolutally right, she has business wearing a thong! She does not look like the take care of
her self pilates type at all, she&#39;s more like the all you can eat buffet type. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Woman sues due to DEFECTIVE THONG  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Then don&#39;t tell her.  You never got the handbook, did you?</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Naah. Merkyl&#39;s mom would be pissed if I cheated on her. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Wouldja? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I rescind what I posted about her not being a pilates woman. I saw her on Headline News and she wasn&#39;t THAT bad. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Woman sues due to DEFECTIVE THONG  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I hope she doesn&#39;t get a cent.
<br>
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It&#39;s ridiculous, accidents happen, unless the company is guilty of gross negligence, then she should get nothing. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">wrsrules wrote:</strong>
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  I don&#39;t know a 52 yr old woman that has taken care of herself with a healthy life, diet and by working out (yoga, running, pilates) can look a lot hotter
  than some of these obese jelly belly teens and 20 something girls, seems like a lot of young girls are very out of shape and flabby.
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<p> Yeah, something tells me Macrida isn&#39;t one of those pilates women. 
<br></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ OOhhh, I like a good g-string every once and a while.   Makes my snapper all nice and tingly. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I don&#39;t know a 52 yr old woman that has taken care of herself with a healthy life, diet and by working out (yoga, running, pilates) can look a lot hotter
than some of these obese jelly belly teens and 20 something girls, seems like a lot of young girls are very out of shape and flabby. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m sure it was for their safety. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Absofuckinglutely. ^ ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ if she loses the lawsuit she should have to pay court costs, plus stand on a street corner wearing a sandwich board that says &quot;I&#39;M SO FUCKING STUPID I
CAN&#39;T EVEN PUT ON A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR WITHOUT POKING AN EYE OUT&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ They do corneal transplants these days, you know. It is doubtful that she would have to endure a corneal problem &quot;affecting the rest of her life.&quot;
<br>
<br>
Rhinestones in the retinas - now THOSE are what you have to look out for.
<br>
<br>
Better yet - keep sparkly stuff off your undies. ]]></description>

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<blockquote>
  He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be &quot;affecting her the rest of her life.&quot;
  <br>
</blockquote>Now THAT deserves <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/eyes.gif">
<br>
 
<br>
They should countersue for the mental anguish of wanting to beat the crap out of the greedy twit.   
<br>
<br>

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  I am a little confused by you Powers, since when did you become a meanie wannabe?... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I am a little confused by you Powers, since when did you become a meanie wannabe? ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">Powers wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">StaredownSally wrote:</strong>
    <hr>

    <blockquote>
      Not only do you suck at cut and pasting, but you suck at life.
    </blockquote>please explain.
  </blockquote>

  <p>That you need an explanation only serves to further my assertion.</p>
</blockquote>

<p> </p>crixing someones cut and pasting? and i thought you couldnae be more of a LOSER ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">StaredownSally wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    Not only do you suck at cut and pasting, but you suck at life.
  </blockquote>please explain.
</blockquote>

<p>That you need an explanation only serves to further my assertion.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <h1>Dinged By A G-String?
<br></h1>

<h2>Woman, 52, sues Victoria&#39;s Secret, claims injury from defective thong</h2>  JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria&#39;s Secret thong, a
Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit
against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective &quot;<a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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