Do You Work With Retards?

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (ColbyRulesAll) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:25:44 GMT

A sammich?

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feeds@yuku.com (dmb154678) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:23:05 GMT

i work with jimmy.
whadoo i win?

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (squashthebeef) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:29:20 GMT

Again.

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (Lamont and Ray) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:09:17 GMT

Oh, and before I started working on my own as a freelancer, I worked for Microsoft. Oh, it's no what you think, though.

I was doing support for MCSEs and MCDBAs, and some of the Certified Partners. We all had our own accounts that we dealt with so it wasn't quite like customer service, but that's what how it always ended up with our workload. All those guys who contacted us were the ones who have apparently passed the technology tests and supposedly know what they're...

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (Lamont and Ray) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:57:24 GMT

I wrote a user manual for a piece of software that was custom developed for a law firm. However, it wasn't all that complicated or unusual. One of the features of the software is the ability to expand and collapse folders using the standard sign.

You know...

Spoiler [+]

like this thingy here... kind of......

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (Nat57) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:04:13 GMT

or....when their screen freezes or they get this wierd message and you ask them if they have re-booted their PC and they say yes, you tell them to do it again, and then all of a sudden everything works. They lie because they don't think that will fix the problem until you make them do it.or...when they call because their password doesn't work and you tell them to turn on num lock and wow, their password works now.
I'm used to it now, but I'm getting more impatient with...

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (Softtaco) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:55:43 GMT

I work with a bunch of retards. Mostly I tell them how much I hate them because they are useless idiots.

I do not get along with my coworkers.

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (star jumper) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:19:09 GMT

My boss is a retard. I hate her now.

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feeds@yuku.com (hatebrigade) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:11:48 GMT

She asked if I would do it since I am the most knowledgeable of our staff having completed Bio 11. I turned down the coat hanger and said yes to google.

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (PennyMontana) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:09:09 GMT

Bring her one of these..

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feeds@yuku.com (hatebrigade) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:05:38 GMT

My coworker is currently one month pregnant. She has assigned me the task of researching how to induce a miscarriage because she doesn't want to pay the $550 for her abortion.

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (Gnarl24) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:57:55 GMT

When I worked retail (KB Toys) we always managed to hire an idiot or two during the holiday seasons. They'd screw up everything, after awhile we'd make them clean the windows or if we really hated them we'd force them to clean the hole's in between the shopping carts. Once that happened they'd usually not come into the next shift!

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (ColbyRulesAll) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:05:38 GMT

I don't work with any, but I sure do post with a bunch of them here.

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feeds@yuku.com (OuijaBroad) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:02:53 GMT

SOA I feel your pain !!!! One of my superiors is still getting used to having email (Yeah, I work for the Flinstones)-- I get spaz outs several times a week, such as "HURRY Someone get in here! My emails are not in order - they're all jumbled up!" (as in, sorted by topic instead of date, or whatever). He still hasn't mastered cut, or copy, or paste, or the difference between clicking, and right-clicking. Oh, and don't eeeeeeeeeeeven bother to ask him where he saved a...

Re: Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (Jitensha) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:00:34 GMT

probably?

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feeds@yuku.com (leeter) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:59:28 GMT

I don't work with retards, but I certainly read many retarded threads.

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feeds@yuku.com (seawill) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:58:26 GMT

Did TBD die?

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feeds@yuku.com (Jitensha) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:51:23 GMT

That's an incredible observation!

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feeds@yuku.com (seawill) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:50:30 GMT

^She lost on Jeopardy.

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feeds@yuku.com (Jitensha) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:23:19 GMT

almost everyone in my office is completely computer inept. I hear "my internet is broken" all the fucking time. Jesus fuck, turn on your wireless or plug in your ethernet cable. 99% of the time, that is the problem.

Do You Work With Retards?

feeds@yuku.com (SonOfAbraxas) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:16:21 GMT

Not REAL retards. That'd be pretty retarded.

I'm talking about people who no matter how many times you tell them they can not:

Copy and Paste (OMG EDIT MENU OR CRTL+C/V BITCH!)
Save Web Images (Right-click biotch! The answer is almost ALWAYS right-click! GAH!!!!)
Proofread Anything (And they're not nasty foreigners like loki!!!!)

These are also the same people that when a website is down, they act like it's my fault like I caused...