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        <![CDATA[ To celebrate my um 5001st post. Come up with your own Top 5s, arbitrary, specific or whatever.




Top 5 Posters I&#39;d Most Likely Be Friends With in Real Life

Oncebittentwice
GoodNeighborgirl
MissieW
Jitensha
ScruffyGuy

 

Top 5 Funniest Fuckers Ever (Male)

Sloan &quot;Caesar&quot; Salad
Ilikelissie
merkyl
Squashthebeef
Papayoke

Top 5 Funniest Fuckers Ever (Female)

Tres Gay
Loki
Itsakat
TC
Darlingal  

Top 5 Canadian Posters


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Jazzy

Pie

AshleyMadison

Tara Weems


Top 5... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Top 5's  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Top 5 OT Posters&#39; Puppies:
<br>
<br>
1) Tristan (SHUT IT! IT&#39;S MY LIST AND I CAN WHORE MY PUPPY OUT!!!)
<br>
2) Starbuck (Jit)
<br>
3) Bax (TC)
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4) Maggie (ScruffyGuy)
<br>
5) Lola (loki)
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Honourable mentions to Henry (Hami), Mimi (skydive), and Murphy (Ashley).
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			<description><![CDATA[ Top 5 Goonies Characters:
<br>
<br>
<br>
<font style="font-weight: bold;" size="7">#5: Mama</font>
<br>
<img src="http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x119/stfurudy/th_mama.jpg" alt="image">
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<font size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold;">#4:</span></font> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><font size="7">Data</font></span>
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<img src="http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x119/stfurudy/th_data.jpg" alt="image">
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">hwamf wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  What?
  <br>
  <br>
  No Hercule Poirot, Miss Marple, Sherlock Holmes, or The Great Brain?
</blockquote>Did you see them on the list?
<br>
<br>
Top five Carmen Sandiego henchmen (books)
<br>
<br>
1. Lucinda Boltz
<br>
2. Ken Hartley Reed
<br>
3. Earl E. Bird
<br>
4. Heidi Gosikh
<br>
5. Lynn Gweeny
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Top 5 Texas State Parks:
<br>
<br>
1  Garner
<br>
2  Colorado Bend
<br>
3  Pedernales Falls
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4  Daingerfield
<br>
5  Bastrop ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Oooh, that reminds me:
<br>
<br>
Top 5 Andersons
<br>
1) Bart Anderson
<br>
2) notananderson
<br>
3) 2ManyAndersons
<br>
4) Anderson Cooper
<br>
5) Gillian Anderson ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I would kick up some good money to see Lindsay Lohan with a powermuff. I don&#39;t care how much of a disgusting trainwreck she is. Redhead crotchfuzz never
stops being fascinating.
<br>
<br>
Double this with Gillian Anderson, who&#39;s fucking hot anyway, and probably has a powermuff already. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Fucking Sucks wrote:</strong>
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  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">pie123452001 wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    Wow. That&#39;s an in-depth analysis.
    <br>
    <br>
    You must be in your 40&#39;s or older. Only men who grew up watching 70&#39;s porn like their women&#39;s vagina unshaved.
    <br>
    <br>
    Yours in Christ,
    <br>
    Nancy Drew
  </blockquote>I&#39;m 31, so you&#39;re a few years off.
  <br>
  <br>
  The... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Fucking Sucks wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  The &quot;bald look&quot; among porn actresses is a relatively recent phenomenon, having spread like gangrene over the past ten years. People who pinched
  their grinch to 90s porn in their formative years as I did are presumably more likely to agree with me (the &quot;landing strip&quot; was the thing back
  then), and I&#39;m not even calling for a return of the 70s-style powermuff necessarily, although that... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Fucking Sucks wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Top 5 things in porn flicks that piss me off...
  <br>
  <br>
  <span style="font-weight: bold;">5. Stupid special effects</span> - A phenomenon in the 90s that thankfully seems to have died down somewhat. Asswipe
  whiz-kid dipshit porn producers who think they&#39;re making a fucking music video destroy what could be an otherwise decent scene with sudden kaleidoscope
  effect shit, odd colors, and other... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Top 5 fingers (in no particular order)
<br>
1. Pinky
<br>
2. Index
<br>
3. Middle
<br>
4. Ring
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5. Thumb ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">pie123452001 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Wow. That&#39;s an in-depth analysis.
  <br>
  <br>
  You must be in your 40&#39;s or older. Only men who grew up watching 70&#39;s porn like their women&#39;s vagina unshaved.
  <br>
  <br>
  Yours in Christ,
  <br>
  Nancy Drew
</blockquote>I&#39;m 31, so you&#39;re a few years off.
<br>
<br>
The &quot;bald look&quot; among porn actresses is a relatively recent phenomenon, having spread like gangrene over the... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ What?
<br>
<br>
No Hercule Poirot, Miss Marple, Sherlock Holmes, or The Great Brain? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Wow. That&#39;s an in-depth analysis.
<br>
<br>
You must be in your 40&#39;s or older. Only men who grew up watching 70&#39;s porn like their women&#39;s vagina unshaved.
<br>
<br>
Yours in Christ,
<br>
Nancy Drew
<br>
<br>
Top 5 Fictional Detectives:
<br>
1) Benjamin Matlock
<br>
2) Jessica Fletcher
<br>
3) Nancy Drew
<br>
4) Hardy Boys (they count as one cause I like to think of them as Siamese twins or sumsleuth)
<br>
5) Encyclopedia Brown ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Top 5 things in porn flicks that piss me off...
<br>
<br>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">5. Stupid special effects</span> - A phenomenon in the 90s that thankfully seems to have died down somewhat. Asswipe whiz-kid
dipshit porn producers who think they&#39;re making a fucking music video destroy what could be an otherwise decent scene with sudden kaleidoscope effect shit,
odd colors, and other ridiculous &quot;artistic&quot; ideas (witness how Nici Sterling&#39;s entry in the <span... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">mom2jdbe wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">hollybear141414 wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    4. Andy Sandberg
    <br>
  </blockquote>Yes, he&#39;s yummy.
  <br>
  <br>
</blockquote>Samberg.....and SO unfunny in a jimmy fallon way.
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<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ ZOMG Zilla you simply MUST try them! I was a bit skeptical at first but I really liked them! no, they are not fruit flavored inside (at least they don&#39;t
taste like it). It&#39;s basically like little balls of chocolate crackling in your mouth. YUM
<br>
<br>
eta: I guess they&#39;re called &quot;Tinglerz&quot;...trust me they are not as gross as they look.
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<img height="300"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title"><strong class="quote-title">hollybear141414</strong> wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  top 5 Wonka candies
  <br>
  <br>
  1. giant nerds
  <br>
  2. chewy runts
  <br>
  3. banana flavored laffy taffy
  <br>
  4. chocolate-covered pop rocks
  <br>
  5. nerds rope
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>
I have never had chocolate covered pop rocks, but they don&#39;t sound appetizing, are they still fruit flavoured inside? Other then them this list owns. &lt;3 ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Top five Clue Characters
<br>
<br>
1. Mr. Green
<br>
2. Col. Mustard
<br>
3. Miss Scarlet
<br>
4. Mrs. White
<br>
5. Mrs. Peacock
<br>
<br>
Top five Seven dwarves
<br>
<br>
1. Grumpy
<br>
2. Doc
<br>
3. Dopey
<br>
4. Bashful
<br>
5. Sneezy
<br>
<br>
Top Five numbers 1-5
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<br>
1. 3
<br>
2. 2
<br>
3. 5
<br>
4. 1
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5. 4 ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ top five ways my dog sleeps
<br>
<br>
1) upside down with his paws in the air
<br>
2) upside down with his head hanging over the edge of the chair
<br>
3) curled up tight with his nose tucked under his tail
<br>
4) stretched out on his side with his legs folded like a little fag boy
<br>
5) flat on his belly with his chin on his paws
<br>
<br>
top five ways my husband sleeps
<br>
<br>
1) flat on his back with his mouth wide open
<br>
2) curled up on his side using his pillow as a boo-boo... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ top 5 Wonka candies
<br>
<br>
1. giant nerds
<br>
2. chewy runts
<br>
3. banana flavored laffy taffy
<br>
4. chocolate-covered pop rocks
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5. nerds rope ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ To celebrate my um 5001st post. Come up with your own Top 5s, arbitrary, specific or whatever.
<br>
<br>
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<p><font size="2"><font face="Arial">Top 5 Posters I&#39;d Most Likely Be Friends With in Real Life</font></font></p>

<p><font size="2"><font face="Arial">Oncebittentwice
<br></font><font face="Arial">GoodNeighborgirl
<br></font><font face="Arial">MissieW
<br></font><font face="Arial">Jitensha
<br></font><font face="Arial">ScruffyGuy</font></font></p>

<p><font size="2"><font... ]]></description>

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