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        <![CDATA[ Are you two assholes too pussified to post here? Well, okay, Joel, you get a pass what with not being able to read and all, but Jason Siska, you have
Internet access. Are you too scared to come over here and be ridiculed mercilessly for taking the word &quot;douchebag&quot; to entireley new definitions?

 

In other words, sir...

 

You won&#39;t do it because YOU ARE SCARED.




 

Oh, and you&#39;re a giant douchebag, too. ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Jason and Joel - are rumors you have no dick TRUE??11ZOMG  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Maybe Joel&#39;s dick dropped off completely, which would explain why he was always so pissed off. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Todd looked pretty satisfied to me in those recent pictures so I say Joel. ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title"><br>
  BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  So which one has a smaller dick? I&#39;m going to say Joel just because of the steroid shrinkage factor.
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<p> I think Jason.  Because he wanted to prove himself soooo badly.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ So which one has a smaller dick? I&#39;m going to say Joel just because of the steroid shrinkage factor. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">token lunatic wrote:</strong>
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  <p><br>
  Little Miss Buffy
  <br>
  Sat on her duffy
  <br>
  Denouncing Douche with dry wit
  <br>
  <br>
  Alas, Jason Siska
  <br>
  Was told to kiss ya&#39;s
  <br>
  Ass as well as to bite it.
  <br>
  <br>
  <br></p>
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<p> </p>   <img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/c28354763c7a819314fd3ebae5507ff7c201c69.gif" alt="image">

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  <strong class="quote-title">GodIsAnAtheist wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">oh ehm gee wrote:</strong>
    <hr>

    <blockquote>
      <strong class="quote-title">Paris Hilton wrote:</strong>
      <hr>
      GIAA here.
      <br>
      <br>
      Everyone is my ghostie!
      <br>
      =O
      <br>
      <br>
      Didnt see that coming, did you?
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    <p>This is like some fucked up <span style="font-style: italic;">St.... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yes Star Jumper, but he got off one of the funniest lines of the season. &quot;If this had been medieval times, we would have killed him ourselves.&quot; I
felt bad for Chet, but that was <img height="15" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif" width="15" alt="image">

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			<description><![CDATA[ Joel&#39;s a meathead. Literally. I honestly think there&#39;s nothing but grinded up meat up in that melon head of his. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><br>
Little Miss Buffy
<br>
Sat on her duffy
<br>
Denouncing Douche with dry wit
<br>
<br>
Alas, Jason Siska
<br>
Was told to kiss ya&#39;s
<br>
Ass as well as to bite it.
<br>
<br>
<br></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Jason Siska is Soylent Green.
<br>
<br>
That needed to be said.
<br>
<br>
Not. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">oh ehm gee wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">Paris Hilton wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    GIAA here.
    <br>
    <br>
    Everyone is my ghostie!
    <br>
    =O
    <br>
    <br>
    Didnt see that coming, did you?
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  <p>This is like some fucked up <span style="font-style: italic;">St. Elsewhere</span> shit.
  <br></p>
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<p> Que?</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I need me some SEXY BACK.
<br>
<br>
(ok, I just threw up a little in my mouth when I typed that) ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">platinumtlc wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  I need me some LIVIDLOVE.  &lt;3&lt;3  
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Paris Hilton wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  GIAA here.
  <br>
  <br>
  Everyone is my ghostie!
  <br>
  =O
  <br>
  <br>
  Didnt see that coming, did you?
</blockquote>

<p> This is like some fucked up <span style="font-style: italic;">St. Elsewhere</span> shit.
<br></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The real Buffy wants to drive her stake. Right through Jason&#39;s head. Of course it won&#39;t hurt, because it&#39;s not like I&#39;d be hitting any critical
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Are you two assholes too pussified to post here? Well, okay, Joel, you get a pass what with not being able to read and all, but Jason Siska, you have
Internet access. Are you too scared to come over here and be ridiculed mercilessly for taking the word &quot;douchebag&quot; to entireley new definitions?</p>

<p> </p>

<p>In other words, sir...</p>

<p> </p>

<p>You won&#39;t do it because YOU ARE SCARED.
<br>
<br>
<img... ]]></description>

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