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    Using only his thoughts, a monkey controls a mechanical arm to remove a marshmallow from a skewer and bring the treat to its mouth.   Later the same
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Which 1: Cool ranch doritos or monkey thought controlled robot arm?  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I shall use my army of bionic monkeys to go out and swipe some cool ranch Doritos for me.
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Then probably I&#39;ll take over the world with bionic gorillas. ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">ilikelissie wrote:</strong>
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  Two days until that monkey is using it to give himself a &quot;Stranger&quot; and throw his feces.
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			<description><![CDATA[ All Your Marshmallows Belong To Us. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Why &quot;or&quot;? Couldn&#39;t we all use the thought-controlled arm to get the Doritos? ]]></description>

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