Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (assface killah) — Fri, 30 May 2008 20:56:04 GMT

yosimtesam wrote:

assface killah wrote:
So sad... I clicked on this thread to see which gaes lined up first

and the line goes straight to your ass....

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (Mega64) — Fri, 30 May 2008 20:48:22 GMT

Some I suck up to, but hell, I probably wouldn't even flame Lex if he posted here. Yeah, I'll bash the fuckers behind their backs, but I'll drop the act in their faces.

Except Jonathan Baker. I have no qualms flaming him.

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (yosimtesam) — Fri, 30 May 2008 20:11:51 GMT

assface killah wrote:
So sad... I clicked on this thread to see which gaes lined up first

and the line goes straight to your ass.

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (Riliss) — Fri, 30 May 2008 20:09:30 GMT

Handjob Handjob Handjob

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (assface killah) — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:28:52 GMT

So sad... I clicked on this thread to see which gaes lined up first

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (Riliss) — Wed, 28 May 2008 16:45:59 GMT

You're one pathetic attention whore.

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (KrazyKathy S16) — Wed, 28 May 2008 16:28:58 GMT

Handjobs=happy husbands
Make mine a massage please

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (Riliss) — Wed, 28 May 2008 16:07:05 GMT

Hell, Osten 2.0 is posting here and she's gotten more of these free handjobs than anyone.

I mean, I know Mikey B is waiting with baited breath for his.

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (Al Gabon) — Wed, 28 May 2008 15:42:37 GMT

Survivors should have to go through the same initiation of enduring taunting and flaming that every other n00b does if they want to be proven worthy of the title of "Suckster". Just because someone was on TV once a week for 14 weeks is no reason to start kissing their asses and humping their legs. That's what we have Clubs and LTS for. I'm all for finding out about stuff that went on behind the scenes, but this constant Survivor asskissing goes against everything Sucks is...

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (solesurvivor01) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:46:29 GMT

This place is called SURVIVOR sucks.

Actually, it's called Survivor Suck-ups...

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (Riliss) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:41:39 GMT

The Purple Parrot wrote:
I really thought Parvati was going to be the starter of this thread.

That's pretty fucking funny :)

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (BuffyTheThreadSlayer) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:40:32 GMT

The Purple Parrot wrote:
I really thought Parvati was going to be the starter of this thread.

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (The Purple Parrot) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:37:55 GMT

I really thought Parvati was going to be the starter of this thread.

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (BuffyTheThreadSlayer) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:37:20 GMT

In my case, I admit I love Kathy, but that's for her posting chops. I respect them. She's funny. If you're ticked that I asked you not to step over the line in her thread, I apologize, but I have as much right to express my opinion as you do about that.

I don't think I crawl up every Survivor's ass, I just stay off the threads of castmembers who I don't really have anything to say about and there are one or two I detest, and let them know. But I think...

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (PrinceOfSucks) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:32:18 GMT

I get a new nic every season. It is like a tradition now. I have had so many I honestly don't remember all of them.

Sad thing is, of all the ghost nics I have had PrinceOfSucks has been my most favorite. I even got Todd's Mom to be my freind (well in yuku anyway)

I will wait to see what the new season has in store and pick a new one then. I will ride PrinceOfSucks for the summer.

And it is SUCKS, If people want to fawn over the Castaways then they should...

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (Riliss) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:29:41 GMT

7, shut the fuck up.

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (7neves7) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:28:23 GMT

I still don't understand why fucktards feel the need to register new nics everytime a new survivor is going to start. For instance, Seven Inch Gaboner has wasted plenty of time and bandwith for Yuku just so he can act like a fucking tool on the internet.

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (dingoesatemybaby) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:27:56 GMT

Meh, people have fawned over castmembers on the boards since Jeff Varner in S2. Were you here when GDiva (Ghandia) was posting? I think more castmembers found their way here than in the early days and don't really care if they have their own li'l lurve threads, as long as it doesn't bleed all over the boards. I prefer actual castmember threads where they answer questions every so often to threads dedicated to achieving X number of pages devoted to CASTMEMBER <3.

Just...

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (Audrey Iceburn) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:25:58 GMT

I hate Mikey too much to be nice to him so I'll just keep quiet about it.

Re: Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (Blondzilla5150) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:24:36 GMT

Amen.

Line up here for your complimentary handjobs for life, survivors!

feeds@yuku.com (Seven Inch Gaboner) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:20:30 GMT

Now, we're going to have to take shifts, so that each of these AMAZING reality tv ICONS gets a handjob 24 hours a day for the rest of their lives. I know it sounds hard, but I also know we're up to the task.

Also, I'm going to make a motion that we start banning anyone who talks shit on any of these LEGENDS. I mean, come on. This place is called SURVIVOR sucks. Obviously we should make them feel welcome, and they won't feel welcome if we...