Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex?

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feeds@yuku.com (PhoofeGirl) — Mon, 26 May 2008 19:06:37 GMT

Didn't walk in - but did see them through my window having sex in the swimming pool. We just got a built in pool put in and I heard weird noises so I looked out my window. I was about 12. I remember thinking that I better not see my Dad's butt go up and down! I was so pissed at him - as if my Mom was innocently "taken".

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feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Mon, 26 May 2008 15:22:27 GMT

Wait wait wait Lockheed Martin gave your Dad cancer? Do tell.

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feeds@yuku.com (Lamont and Ray) — Mon, 26 May 2008 14:42:14 GMT

Seven Inch Gaboner wrote:
Wow, your mom's a real bitch for giving your dad cancer like that.

Awww... that's mean.

It was actually the SkunkWorks at Lockheed Martin that gave him cancer. The rotten bastards.

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feeds@yuku.com (RetroFox) — Mon, 26 May 2008 10:26:12 GMT

Even though I found my dad's viagra in 7th grade (which was traumatizing enough), I actually managed to go my entire life without hearing them, which made me very happy. Then about two months ago when I was spending the weekend at home they left the door open and when I got up to go to the bathroom I could hear them moaning. I was so upset that for a second I considered inviting one of my guy friends over for a really loud fuck just to piss them off. There's no reason they...

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feeds@yuku.com (peanuts4444) — Mon, 26 May 2008 08:30:35 GMT

Not my parents... if they ever did it I had no clue... my brother on the other hand ( 8 years older than me) while I never walked in I did hear my sister in law a few times she was a champion screamer... ick

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feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Mon, 26 May 2008 08:23:24 GMT

Shoo.

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feeds@yuku.com (hwamf) — Mon, 26 May 2008 08:22:41 GMT

Lets not talk about this. Not today.

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feeds@yuku.com (The Balloon Artist) — Mon, 26 May 2008 07:41:38 GMT

IndifferentCow wrote:
My parents sent us kids out for donuts when they did the deed...Dunkin donuts has a whole different meaning for me now.

Yes, tell me more.

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feeds@yuku.com (IndifferentCow) — Mon, 26 May 2008 07:37:08 GMT

My parents sent us kids out for donuts when they did the deed...Dunkin donuts has a whole different meaning for me now.

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feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Mon, 26 May 2008 07:35:15 GMT

I remember being around 11 or 12 and my dad brought a chick home and my bedroom was next to his and she was screaming really loud and I thought he was hurting her. I actually yelled at him the next day.

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feeds@yuku.com (wrsrules) — Mon, 26 May 2008 06:14:47 GMT

Nope never walked in on my parents but my mother walked in on me giving my husband head, In mine and my husband's house, in our own bedroom, at night, after we had been married a few years, she just right on walked in!!!!! We were both like WTF!!!!!

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feeds@yuku.com (HoboKitty) — Mon, 26 May 2008 04:09:22 GMT

My parents thought they were being discreet when they had sex in the shower in the middle of the day when I was a kid. Well guess what. I could hear everything. It sounded like a tennis match.

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feeds@yuku.com (nomii) — Mon, 26 May 2008 03:49:04 GMT

my parents don't have sex sry

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feeds@yuku.com (Seven Inch Gaboner) — Mon, 26 May 2008 03:18:15 GMT

Wow, your mom's a real bitch for giving your dad cancer like that.

Re: Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex?

feeds@yuku.com (Lamont and Ray) — Mon, 26 May 2008 02:35:08 GMT

I did, and it was funny. I was 18, maybe 19. My dad was actually really sick at the time, dying of cancer and I went into their bedroom like I did every morning before leaving for school to say bye to him and saw my mom on top of him. I just started laughing and said, "Way to go Mom and Dad!" and walked out. I heard them both laughing. It was slightly horrifying, but it was actually nice to know that even though he was dying he was still living as best he could. My parents loved...

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feeds@yuku.com (LKMOSCAR) — Mon, 26 May 2008 02:18:30 GMT

I think I've caught them doing it on three different occasions, but they were always covered.

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feeds@yuku.com (ItsAlanisbitch) — Mon, 26 May 2008 02:11:10 GMT

dmb154678 wrote:
weird weird thing, one of the old guys in lemon party looks JUST like one of my ma's cousins. i would show her, but i don't wanna deal with the coroner. i mean seriously, i think it's him. married and raised a family. looks JUST like him.

Shit, you looked at the picture long enough to...

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feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) — Mon, 26 May 2008 01:55:16 GMT

My parents never had a sex when they are married.

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feeds@yuku.com (goner1) — Sun, 25 May 2008 21:25:09 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (dustbunny) — Sun, 25 May 2008 21:24:19 GMT

I just remember my parents holding hands all the time and sitting beside each other on the sofa. Of course, their bedroom was downstairs and us kids were upstairs. I don't remember them kissing either. I am getting kinda old though. Could be early alshimsers.

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex?

feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Sun, 25 May 2008 20:48:53 GMT

I never did. My little brother did, though. He is now gay. I think that's just a coincidence, however.