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        <title>I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!! </title>
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        <![CDATA[ I know that no one here knows me since I&#39;m mostly a lurker and I&#39;m sure no one cares about me, but I had to post this story...


So my brother is in the army and he&#39;s in Afghanistan. He kept calling me last night, but I was all stoned n didn&#39;t feel like talking. Anyway...this
morning before work I got stoned again and listened to a voicemail. I hear &quot;hi Jeff, this is Eliza from Survivor&quot; yadda yadda...and I thought my
brother was fucking with me, but then I... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3007044/t/I-Talked-To-Eliza-and-Cirie-.html#reply-3007044</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ But he was right!
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3005644/t/I-Talked-To-Eliza-and-Cirie-.html#reply-3005644</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I think we know ENOUGH about you from the posts you make to conclude you are indeed a total dumbass.. kthxbye.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">bigd0rkarama wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  blahblahblah.. . .so, like, I was totally stoned dude. . .yeah. . .like. . .I like getting high n shit. . .weed, weed, weed. . .
  <br>
  <br>
  Nobody cares, dude. Nobody&#39;s impressed. You come across as exactly what you are: a mindless imbecile toking away his useless life. Why don&#39;t you go
  spill your blood in Iraq and be worth something? As it is now, you&#39;re the dregs of society, wasting air,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 17:23:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3005233/t/I-Talked-To-Eliza-and-Cirie-.html#reply-3005233</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I don&#39;t think any really didn&#39;t believe it, I think that no one really cared.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ blahblahblah.. . .so, like, I was totally stoned dude. . .yeah. . .like. . .I like getting high n shit. . .weed, weed, weed. . .
<br>
<br>
Nobody cares, dude. Nobody&#39;s impressed. You come across as exactly what you are: a mindless imbecile toking away his useless life. Why don&#39;t you go
spill your blood in Iraq and be worth something? As it is now, you&#39;re the dregs of society, wasting air, wasting pixels on my screen, and wasting
bandwidth. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Jeffieboi owns Sucks now
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			<description><![CDATA[ lol, the brother said u owe me 20 bucks...lmao ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3003267/t/I-Talked-To-Eliza-and-Cirie-.html#reply-3003267</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ lol all the non-believers are pwnt &lt;3
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
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It was all true!
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3003149/t/I-Talked-To-Eliza-and-Cirie-.html#reply-3003149</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Hell yes! Thank you Eliza! lol. And thanks for talking to me. It was....very surreal. Totally made my week amazing. I still have the voicemail saved on my
phone, lol. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ YUP! I can confirm. Cirie and I did leave Jeff a voicemail and then I did talk to him the next morning right as we were about to get on the plane his brother
ran up with his phone so I spoke to him!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 17:21:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_steps">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_steps</a> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Apprentice Talker wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Tell Antithesys to move this topic to Survivor Sucks thread. That is my request.
  <br>
</blockquote>

<p>That&#39;s coz you&#39;re high. You two should become friends.  </p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ obviously this is real. im high right now and i can tell. people who smoke all day are actually the best kind of people. thanks for sharing jeff
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ mmm weed
<br>
<br>
mypoody I am sure you&#39;ve heard this before but your avatar is fucking scary... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">ptcruisn56 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">Jeffieboi wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    ptcruisn56, although I know you wish your parents were rich enough to give you money to buy some weed (while you lie about what that money&#39;s going
    towards), I urge anyone to tell me how to post a voicemail from a phone, and I will guarentee that this will prove, this was indeed them. Anyone who dares
    to say this is a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 16:24:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/2987237/t/I-Talked-To-Eliza-and-Cirie-.html#reply-2987237</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ this is my favo part of this amazing thread:
<br>
<br>

<blockquote>
  I&#39;ve been listening to that voicemail over and over crying the whole time out of happiness (mainly cuz I&#39;m drunk, but of course still freaking
  out!!!!!
</blockquote>
<br>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/2986626/t/I-Talked-To-Eliza-and-Cirie-.html#reply-2986626</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>I like mentioning I&#39;m high. That&#39;s all.</p> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 10:54:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Jeffieboi wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  ptcruisn56, although I know you wish your parents were rich enough to give you money to buy some weed (while you lie about what that money&#39;s going
  towards), I urge anyone to tell me how to post a voicemail from a phone, and I will guarentee that this will prove, this was indeed them. Anyone who dares to
  say this is a fake...bet your soul. I swear on everyything I give a shit about, this this is real. Just... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 10:03:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 03:07:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I Talked To Eliza and Cirie!!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I know that no one here knows me since I&#39;m mostly a lurker and I&#39;m sure no one cares about me, but I had to post this story...
<br>
<br>
So my brother is in the army and he&#39;s in Afghanistan. He kept calling me last night, but I was all stoned n didn&#39;t feel like talking. Anyway...this
morning before work I got stoned again and listened to a voicemail. I hear &quot;hi Jeff, this is Eliza from Survivor&quot; yadda yadda...and I thought my
brother was fucking with me, but then I... ]]></description>

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