Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (Mister Peepers) — Thu, 29 May 2008 04:17:38 GMT

We're going to need pics of the new intern.

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (bubbs72) — Wed, 28 May 2008 15:50:44 GMT

I think he got fired today after getting busted with the intern in the bathroom. His wife was notified and killed him...

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Wed, 28 May 2008 15:45:34 GMT

BUH-GAWK!!!

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (BlackCatTux) — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:25:12 GMT

Ineeda Lawyer wrote:
First let me thank a lot of you for your pms and good advice. We were out of town this weekend and had a good time. My wife is still blissfully unaware. I have a meeting with HR tomorrow and I spoke with a couple of lawyers this morning.

What is killing me now is the hot new intern that just started today. I really want to take her picture.

Update? Do you still have...

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (Aunt Pappy) — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:11:20 GMT

So you got my pm about fucking off and dying?

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (Ineeda Lawyer) — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:08:59 GMT

First let me thank a lot of you for your pms and good advice. We were out of town this weekend and had a good time. My wife is still blissfully unaware. I have a meeting with HR tomorrow and I spoke with a couple of lawyers this morning.

What is killing me now is the hot new intern that just started today. I really want to take her picture.

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (mountaineer20) — Mon, 26 May 2008 21:54:28 GMT

Surreptitious, you cretins.

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (WatchMeNext) — Mon, 26 May 2008 21:43:58 GMT

Ineeda Lawyer wrote:
I'm not stupid enough to post them here from work. I learned a lesson about that a while back. Usually, I don't have to deal much with HR. I travel a lot. Today they knew I'd be in the office and they were laying in wait for me.

riiiight, because posting about this particular problem on a message board from work is completely anonymous.

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (The Balloon Artist) — Sun, 25 May 2008 23:34:01 GMT

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (sadllama) — Sun, 25 May 2008 23:22:10 GMT

WOW THANKS NO ONE HAD POINTED THAT OUT YET!

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (B DeBrun) — Sun, 25 May 2008 21:41:26 GMT

Troubled Husband's new ghostie

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Sun, 25 May 2008 12:29:26 GMT

I can't believe you used tsunami and Chinese in the same sentence. Oh wait, it was an earthquake in China, right?

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (Comrade Jerrifan) — Sun, 25 May 2008 12:27:11 GMT

superguppie wrote:

I was at a conference for work this past week. I go into the bathroom, and there is a wretched tsunami of odor that hits me as I walk in. I consider fleeing but really have to pee. Turns out that the offending pooper was still in there working her evil malodor. And she was having quite an animated conversation on her cell phone in Chinese while she did it.

humanities...

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Sun, 25 May 2008 11:45:40 GMT

Unfortunately, I'm not really sure.

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (Trixie Delight) — Sun, 25 May 2008 04:32:34 GMT

Turns out that the offending pooper was still in there working her evil malodor. And she was having quite an animated conversation on her cell phone in Chinese while she did it.

what is so important that you MUST be talking to somebody whilst shitting?

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (TobaccoRhoda) — Sat, 24 May 2008 22:59:12 GMT

This is obviously the fault of the company. They should have had security at the men's room door frisking all who enter for cell phones and cameras.

I'd sue if I were you.

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Sat, 24 May 2008 22:04:11 GMT

Do you people EVER pay attention? Using cell phones in a public restroom, for any reason, is really poor etiquette.

I was at a conference for work this past week. I go into the bathroom, and there is a wretched tsunami of odor that hits me as I walk in. I consider fleeing but really have to pee. Turns out that the offending pooper was still in there working her evil malodor. And she was having quite an animated conversation on her cell phone in Chinese while...

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (2Podunk 2Town) — Sat, 24 May 2008 15:58:13 GMT

Take photos of the HR people in the bathroom and threaten to post them all over the office.

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (Knight in White Satin) — Sat, 24 May 2008 15:51:52 GMT

Get some dirt on the HR people and blackmail them.

Re: I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (hwamf) — Sat, 24 May 2008 15:37:18 GMT

:cough bullshit :cough

No one is this stupid.

I need some advice

feeds@yuku.com (Ineeda Lawyer) — Fri, 23 May 2008 12:41:32 GMT

I don't want to post under my regular nic for obvious reasons.

I got called into HR yesterday and am under investigation for same sex harrassment. A couple of buddies and I have been taking sureptitious pictures in the mens room with our cell phones. We aren't gay or anything and we haven't emailed the pictures on any company servers, but apparently I am the only one who is being targeted. If my wife ever found out she would divorce me. Should I rat out my buddies?...