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        <![CDATA[ Mexican donkey jailed for ornery behavior 


  

  
    
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    A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.

    The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a
    ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.

    Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men&#39;s medical... ]]>
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			<description><![CDATA[ to be honest, the donkey isn&#39;t packing an automatic ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ They can&#39;t stop the drug cartels from murdering their entire police departments but they have the time to arrest a fucking donkey. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This just in: Officials have now dropped all charges as it has been discovered that the burro was actually just 42 year-old prostitute Fermina DeGaza of
Chiapas who had been solicited by Vazquez and Hernandez to be &#39;ridden like a mule&#39; and then became enraged when the men refused to pay an undisclosed
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			<description><![CDATA[ When Otis in the next cell roused himself from his drunken stupor, he took one look at the donkey in the adjacent cell and swore off drinking forever.  Mrs
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    <p>A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.</p>

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