OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (AMBERFREAK) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:14 GMT

Oh, and you MUST see the rest of the episodes!

Spoiler [+]

Alice gets 1000x more awesome!

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:05:16 GMT

No, I'm just kidding. HERE'S the surprise:

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:38:01 GMT

Alrighty then. I should mention that I've only seen up to Danica's elimination (though I've wiki'd the season so I know the placements and all). All photos are courtesy of All AusNTM.

13. Jaimi

So Jaimi quit in the first week due to boyfriend-related issues or whatever (I think someone cheated on someone). The thing is, her mom and boyfriend both told her that it...

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (AMBERFREAK) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:55:15 GMT

oh ehm gee wrote:

Actually, I think I'm going to m.orph this into an AusNTM 3 ranking thread (the only series I've the ability to see all the way).

Spoiler [+]

Alice is not #1.

OMG, even better! AusNTM 3 is...

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:18:56 GMT

AMBERFREAK wrote:
Congratulations oh ehm gee!

I haven't watched TAR in ages, but I remember Johnathan and Victoria and I agree with their placement at the bottom of this list. Ugh

Chip and Kim FTW!

Actually, I think I'm going to m.orph this into an AusNTM 3 ranking...

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (AMBERFREAK) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:02:59 GMT

Congratulations oh ehm gee!

I haven't watched TAR in ages, but I remember Johnathan and Victoria and I agree with their placement at the bottom of this list. Ugh

Chip and Kim FTW!

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (Level 5) — Fri, 30 May 2008 12:45:50 GMT

Congrats on your thousandth OMG or Mr. Plum or whoever the hell you are.

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Fri, 30 May 2008 12:06:32 GMT

It's time...

124...

Jonathan/Victoria

(no picture, because I don't wish to muck up the pretty thread with them)

So...yeah. Way to make multiple episodes of TAR uncomfortable. When I have to root for a fucking racist bitch to beat you to the pitstop just so that your abusive ways won't be affirmed, that's fucking sad. As much as we favor colorful characters,...

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Fri, 30 May 2008 12:02:33 GMT

So...I can't count. Anyway, the life-altering moment you've been waiting for is coming up in not 5, not 4, not pi, not 3, not 2, but 1 posts...

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (ribald2008) — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:55:54 GMT

Yeah it's astounding. You'd think that it'd be more evened out

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:44:40 GMT

Just a reminder that there are not 1 not 2 but 3 posts separating me and the 4 digit club. At that time I shall momentarily stop the Edgic talk and release my pick for the Worst. (American). TAR. Team. Ever.

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:10:18 GMT

no, yes, and HELL YEA!

Beneathra is sassy. I like that.

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Fri, 30 May 2008 08:31:47 GMT

A Dying Clown wrote:
I thought Holden Caulfield was more like BrianC (i.e. all-talk and no skillz).

Jim = Huck Finn Jim (or Jim Crow!?)

Perhaps I should clarify: ASS Cesternino and Micronesia JFP.

And yes, Jim is from Huck Finn. But more complex, because he's the first black guy to get past 7th.* since Ted.

* What is this "Fiji" you speak of?

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (ribald2008) — Fri, 30 May 2008 06:18:54 GMT

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (A Dying Clown) — Fri, 30 May 2008 04:03:58 GMT

I thought Holden Caulfield was more like BrianC (i.e. all-talk and no skillz).

Jim = Huck Finn Jim (or Jim Crow!?)

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Fri, 30 May 2008 03:20:57 GMT

Jim is fairly colorful...and fairly colored (spoiler!)
Holden is also colorful (if by which I mean a combination of Cesternino and Fairplay)

And it's basic Excel, y'know. Just make the border first and then the ratings and lastly the fills.

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (A Dying Clown) — Fri, 30 May 2008 02:43:47 GMT

I'm guessing Jim is Jim Hawkins, though Long John Silver should have been cast as the Horse MacLoed of the season.
Tess = of the D'Urbervilles?
Tom = the only other Tom I know is Tom Jones and he was pretty boring. Overall, all the colorful characters seem leave early in this fictional season.

The only ones I don't know are Beneathra and Finny, which isn't bad considering our required reading list only had two novels on it (the rest was all Shakespeare,...

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:50:39 GMT

Kitty Pryde1 wrote:
Daisy Miller and Tom Joad?

No and no. Daisy's already been revealed, sort of. And I basically used SparkNotes instead of actually reading The Grapes of Wrath (however eww at the suckling).

I guarantee you Tom will probably be the hardest to figure out. I'm surprised no one's piped up with a guess about Ignatius or Tess yet.

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (Kitty Pryde1) — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:37:04 GMT

Daisy Miller and Tom Joad?

Re: OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:34:17 GMT

The edgic ratings are partly based on my own prejudices, hence why Silas is MORN and Finny ain't complex. In hindsight, then, Daisy could've easily gotten an N.

Oh, and the student teacher in my English class when we were reading that called me Zeena. The only things we had in common at that point were the same starting letter in our name. She had about 40 years and a vag on me.

In the event that I decide to have a second version of this, I'd probably include...

OMG's 1000th Post Celebration: Now ranking AusNTM 3 models! (13-13 up!)

feeds@yuku.com (oh ehm gee) — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:55:05 GMT

Yes, you've read correctly. If you can read, you'll note that there are less than 100 posts separating me from 1000 (and considering I'm in a fantasy TAR on here), it should be fast approaching. I think of it as a deflowering, or better yet, a bar mitzvah, except without all that Jewish stuff (basically with the cash and expensive gifts). So come on and grab a chair so you can say you posted on page one of someone's (or multiple people's) 1000th post partybration.
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