That's it! No more flossing and drinking

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (PassionatePiscesMan) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:27:39 GMT

A dumbass chick after cleaning my teeth using a sharp pick told me I had bleeing gums Duh

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (Kitten Gloves) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:06:01 GMT

worstdog wrote:
I flossed WHILE giving birth.

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:45:13 GMT

What is the fun in that?

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (pussycow) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:49:39 GMT

SmrtAss wrote:
Would it be worse if he tit fucked a woman with breast cancer? And could it be rape if it was a tit fucking?

What if he tit fucked a woman with larvae boob right in one of her larvae holes?

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (StarRider) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:09:49 GMT

I've learned not to remove contacts after a midnight snack of hot wings.

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:06:48 GMT

Rubbing your eyes after you floss with minty floss is not a good idea.

Fucking ow!

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (r) — Sat, 17 May 2008 16:48:00 GMT

Maybe the bartender thought he had a shot with you and he doesn't like his chicks sloppy drunk.

My dentist actually wants me to floss but my OCD about flossing persists. Since I have never had a cavity I will just continue doing what I do, just not while drinking.

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (Vegazguy) — Sat, 17 May 2008 12:42:18 GMT

i had fun despite not drinking last night. ok so i had two whiskey sours. the first the fuckin' bartender made it with fuckin' sprite! WTF!!!! the second one was good. after that i realized it was better to be drunk than sober but i didn't drink because i drove. duh. tonight i'm going out again but i don't want to get drunk because i have a friend coming into town for a few hours and i really want to meet up.

life can be so demanding sometimes.

oh...

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) — Sat, 17 May 2008 12:36:00 GMT

I can hardly wait for the "That's it! No more talking while wiping." thread

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (The Balloon Artist) — Sat, 17 May 2008 12:11:53 GMT

OK, I showed them. Would you floss my teeth now?

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Sat, 17 May 2008 12:06:07 GMT

I don't know, I think if you hit the tumor at just the right angle, it would be pretty hot.

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (SmrtAss) — Sat, 17 May 2008 12:05:13 GMT

Would it be worse if he tit fucked a woman with breast cancer? And could it be rape if it was a tit fucking?

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (Mister Peepers) — Sat, 17 May 2008 12:04:43 GMT

I bet he anally raped some lady who had breast cancer.

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Sat, 17 May 2008 12:02:57 GMT

The other one is that dentist rapist from that Lifetime movie.

I bet he raped some lady who had breast cancer.

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (r) — Sat, 17 May 2008 11:44:15 GMT

Bernard Wrangler wrote:
I hope you're happy, r.

The funny thing is when I started this thread I actually did anticipate it would go this way. Of course with merk around it is never a surprise that a thread ends up bent over grabbing its ankles.

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Sat, 17 May 2008 09:46:14 GMT

4 out of 5 dentists agree that you shouldn't drink and floss. The other one is that dentist rapist from that Lifetime movie.

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) — Sat, 17 May 2008 08:25:27 GMT

I hope you're happy, r.

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (wrsrules) — Sat, 17 May 2008 08:23:41 GMT

ass floss aka a thong is also painful.

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (Trixie Delight) — Sat, 17 May 2008 08:22:45 GMT

Didn't beagle start a thread about that once?

Re: That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Sat, 17 May 2008 08:21:24 GMT

Ass flossing?

That's it! No more flossing and drinking

feeds@yuku.com (r) — Sat, 17 May 2008 07:02:11 GMT

I need to hide the floss from now on. My gums hurt.

Why wasn't there a billboard or a PSA commercial to warn me?