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        <![CDATA[ little fucker went for a 30 minute walk, refused to shit, then walked in the house and immediately took a huge dump right in the hallway. 


He also just ate a $10 bill out of my purse and is currently attempting to shred his leash.  Am I allowed to euthanize him?
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: my dog took a giant crap on the carpet  ]]></title>
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  Sounds like the dog needs a lot more structure and discipline and definitely some boundaries.
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			<description><![CDATA[ I appreciate your comments, but he walks very well by my side, as he has been trained. Since he is ONLY allowed outside for bathroom purposes right now, he is
allowed to sniff around a small grassy area where he goes. When not laid up he gets 45 minutes of a good walk plus other 10-15 minute ones throughout the day.
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He&#39;s extremly frustrated and bored being cooped up, since he is used to lots of playtime and exercise, which is almost certainly where this behavior is
stemming from. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: my dog took a giant crap on the carpet  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  we went out before bedtime last night, and he came in and peed on the bedroom floor. I think he&#39;s mad at me.
</blockquote>Not really. We tend to anthropomorphize animal behavior.
<br>
<br>
Sounds like the dog needs a lot more structure and discipline and definitely some boundaries.
<br>
<br>
You mentioned that he&#39;s eating grass for twenty minutes when he&#39;s outside. That can only mean that you aren&#39;t providing a structured walk. If
he&#39;s in motion, he... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ He&#39;s 5 1/2 months old and almost 50 lbs. He is a lot of muscle - he is part pit bull, part akita, part lab (they think). He is the sweetest little puppy
dog, and cries when people walk by and don&#39;t pet him.
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he was in the middle of obedience training when he hurt himself, and I fear that all the training he had has fallen out of his head. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ that defiance is very common at his age, Jit. your firmness and consistency is key right now.
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does he ever look solid &amp; strong! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yeah this is a mini daschund. Maybe he won&#39;t grow out of it. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ My dog is nearly 7 and he <em>still</em> happy pees - which I have read is common in dachshunds. If I feel he&#39;s too excited when I come home, I go
&quot;bathroom!&quot; and he runs into the shower and happy pees where it&#39;s easy enough to clean up.
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Your dog is very cute, btw. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yeah he&#39;s still small so I know one day he&#39;ll have better control. So far he&#39;s chewed up my cell phone charger, roughly 20 dollars USD, countless
socks and other various items. I don&#39;t know how he does it. Even if we clear the floor completely, of nothing but his doggy bed, he&#39;ll still find
something to get into. So we pretty much have to crate him whenever we&#39;re gone for a little while and whenever goes to sleep. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ That&#39;s kind of cute, actually. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Just crating and letting him outside immediately after crating so he does his thing. He actually never poops in the house anymore, he does it outside. A lot of
times even if he&#39;s been outside and i go get him to bring him in he gets all exciteable and starts pee-squirting. Usually just little tiny squirts, like
merkyl. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ What methods are you using?
<br>
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I really think he is peeing/pooping out of pure defiance.  When we go outside, he eats the grass for 20 minutes, then sits down and stares at me, so we go back
in.  Then, it&#39;s pooping time. 
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Here he is in happier times. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif"> <img src="http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7711/img1399vz2.jpg" alt="image">
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			<description><![CDATA[ Our puppy still does his exciteable-peeing thing sometimes if he hasn&#39;t seen us in a while. He urinated on my Dockers.
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He will pay for his insolence. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ awww he is too cute! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ He&#39;s using poop as a weopon.
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This is what he is saying : &quot;IF YOU DON&#39;T LET ME PLAY, I WILL POOP ALL OVER YOU&quot; ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">SirPaulMuaddib wrote:</strong>
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  <img height="420" alt="image" src="http://www.enewsbuilder.net/bbbsiliconvalley/bbbsiliconvalley_e_a000727853.JPG" width="386"> 
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<p> </p>omg omg omg omg!!!!!!  ::dies:: ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ He&#39;s going to the vet today, hopefully they&#39;ll tell me that he is ok and can go play again, because he is driving me nuts. ]]></description>

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DON&#39;T BEAT THE PUPPY.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>That makes more sense - he&#39;s probably making sure the rest of the house outside his crate still belongs to him. Send him my deepest regards.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ poor little guy <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ little fucker went for a 30 minute walk, refused to shit, then walked in the house and immediately took a huge dump right in the hallway. 
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He also just ate a $10 bill out of my purse and is currently attempting to shred his leash.  Am I allowed to euthanize him?
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