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			<description><![CDATA[ When my 5 year old nephew tries to hug me I extend my arm and put my hand on his forehand to keep him out of reach.  This makes him cry.  That makes me angry
and I tell him to man up. 
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<br>
That is sort of the same thing, right? ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">LaurenTheLush wrote:</strong>
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  Thats ADORABLE. I really need to start having kids, stat.
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<p> ....<a target="_blank" href="http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/32082">are you sure about that</a>?</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Thats ADORABLE. I really need to start having kids, stat. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You&#39;ve got the reach advantage and you&#39;re not using your jab properly.
<br>
Keep her on the outside with it. If she gets in close, throw combinations to the short ribs to get her to lower her guard.
<br>
Once you&#39;ve worker her ribs some she should drop her hands to protect her ribs with her elbows.
<br>
When that happens, she should be open to the uppercut.
<br>
If she&#39;s disciplined enough to keep the hands infront of her chin and you can&#39;t sneak the uppercut in, try a... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Duct taping her to a wall will solve the battling issue. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You sunk my Battleship? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I used to play Battlestar Galactica when I was a 5 year old. I was always a Cylon
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">ilikelissie wrote:</strong>
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  She&#39;s 5 and still says &quot;wight now&quot;?
  <br>
  <br>
  <br>
  Time for a speech therapist.
</blockquote>

<p>Eh. Lots of kids have mastered the r by five, but she&#39;s got some time before it&#39;s considered a pwobwem. I&#39;d start modeling the medial d in
daddy, though. </p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ No, with fists and kicks. Sh&#39;s about 38 pounds. I got her by a few. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Battle&quot;.... what?
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<br>
In a video game? ]]></description>

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  If I was trying to get laid, I&#39;d tell you that I tried and failed at Dance Dance Revolution with my 9 year old. On easy.
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I&#39;M NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m sure Dateline will be curious as to what &quot;battling&quot; is a euphemism for. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ if your five year old is saying &quot;dayyeee&quot; you should try putting her in school ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">squashthebeef wrote:</strong>
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  You really think all this dedicated father bullshit is going to get you laid, don&#39;t you?
</blockquote>

<p> Nah, it&#39;s more because I&#39;m really a little kid in a man&#39;s body.
<br>
<br>
<br>
If I was trying to get laid, I&#39;d tell you that I tried and failed at Dance Dance Revolution with my 9 year old.  On easy.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ She&#39;s 5 and still says &quot;wight now&quot;?
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<br>
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			<description><![CDATA[ You really think all this dedicated father bullshit is going to get you laid, don&#39;t you? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">holygeeziwannalickm wrote:</strong>
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  <br>
  FYI - I&#39;m 10-1 against her. Well not talk about the one loss.
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<p> She got you in the balls, didn&#39;t she?</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ are you a pussy?
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