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        <![CDATA[ Heather Mills may join &#39;Celebrity Apprentice&#39;

Paul McCartney&#39;s ex-wife has been approached by show, Access reports


  Daniel Berehulak / Getty Images



  Heather Mills has been approached to be a contestant on &quot;Celebrity Apprentice,&quot; Access Hollywood reports.
  
  
  LOS ANGELES - Heather Mills might have fallen short in her quest to be crowned the &quot;Dancing&quot; queen, but now she might be getting ready to take on
  the boardroom.

  Mills has been approached to... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Heather Mills may join Celeb Apprentice  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Actually, I just took a plastic leg home and it turned out it belonged to Heather Mills!
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<font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000" color="#FF00FF" size="7">BACK ON-TOPIC!!!!</font> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Heather Mills may join Celeb Apprentice  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/2997999/t/Heather-Mills-may-join-Celeb-Apprentice.html#reply-2997999</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ But trying to take them home while insisting to the shop clerks that these mannequins are actually &quot;your husband Wes&quot; definitely is, no matter how
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Heather Mills may join Celeb Apprentice  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Licking the mannequins is not &quot;shoplifting&quot; ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Heather Mills may join Celeb Apprentice  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ You&#39;re obsessed because you&#39;re clearly unhinged after they banned you from every menswear boutique in the Northern Hemisphere for shoplifting.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Heather Mills may join Celeb Apprentice  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Of course I am obsessed with your tits and twat...don&#39;t you know Gay men are into antiques? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Heather Mills may join Celeb Apprentice  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ My arms never wore out. There is plenty of me to give and go around.
<br>
<br>
Shouldn&#39;t you be thanking chel87 and returning her compliments instead of using any and all opportunity to dwell incessantly on my breasts, vagina, and
popularity with the boys? Faux pas, darling.
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			<description><![CDATA[ More like WHO have you done?
<br>
<br>
<font size="2">(answer:  half of the armed forces...pretty much wore out HER arm doing it)</font> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sigh. What have <span style="font-style: italic;">I</span> done to deserve this?
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<br>
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OBSESSED.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Don&#39;t pretend. If I haven&#39;t brought them up, you would have. Let the record show, as you&#39;d put it.
<br>
<br>
OBSESSED.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong><u>Let the record show:</u></strong>  Miss Alley is the one who brought up her sagging tits and smelly, rubbery vagina. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Why oh why is my name being dragged into this even if I, my vagina, and my breasts all have nothing to do with the topic at hand?
<br>
<br>
OBSESSED.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Thank you for the compliment.  But watch out-that sort of thing makes Miss Alley very jealous, she doesn&#39;t like evidence that I am not only the pretty one,
but the funny one too. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">SuitSnob wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">Former Angel Gabriel wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    Lisa Rinna would be good.
    <br>
  </blockquote>

  <p>The Lipprentice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p> lmao. I swear suitsnob- if I&#39;m ever down, I might just peruse your posts that day.
<br>
<br>
And fuck no to that gold digging bitch being on.  Be a man Donald- bring on Rosie :)</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Like I told you, they are remnants of a leather couch with whimsical metal decorations I used to have.  I am just waiting for my local trash pickup to allow
leather/ metal recycling. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Ahem.
<br>
<br>
Don&#39;t worry, SuitSnob, I won&#39;t tell anyone about those... things... in your closet.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Bacalaitos, do you think Suity will make a good Omarosa?
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			<description><![CDATA[ How about Hayley&#39;s brother-in-law Maxwell instead?
<br>
<br>
<img height="429" src="http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/4/14744-large.jpg" width="300" alt="image">

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			<description><![CDATA[ <h1>Heather Mills may join &#39;Celebrity Apprentice&#39;</h1>

<h2>Paul McCartney&#39;s ex-wife has been approached by show, Access reports</h2><a target="_blank" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23214619/displaymode/1176/rstry/24526299/" id="linkImgRelatedPhotos"><img src="http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/ENTERTAINMENT/080217/g-080217-ent-mills-5p.vsmall.jpg" style="border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0);" alt="" border="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"></a>

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