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        <![CDATA[ Florida Gulf Swimmer Hit by Pelican, Gets 25 Stitches

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TREASURE ISLAND, Fla. - An Ohio woman is recovering after a pelican slammed into her face while she was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.

Debbie Shoemaker of Toledo, Ohio, was swimming Thursday near Treasure Island, a beach community west of St. Petersburg, when she felt something hit her
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The bird&#39;s large beak ripped through her cheek, requiring 25 stitches.

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  <h1>Florida Gulf Swimmer Hit by Pelican, Gets 25 Stitches</h1>

  <p>The pelican died.</p>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Speaking of attack birds, there were warnings at SeaWorld about the aggressive seagulls there. The flyer said specifically not to leave your kids alone with
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			<description><![CDATA[ This is old news, and it wasnt a 50 year old woman, it was Fabio. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sweet! She lives a few milies away from me. I want to go meet the pelican faced lady! ]]></description>

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<p>TREASURE ISLAND, Fla. - </p>An Ohio woman is recovering after a pelican slammed into her face while she was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.

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