The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (Leslie629) — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:00:15 GMT

So...how'd that rapture go? I was busy and missed it.

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (sealbach) — Tue, 13 May 2008 07:21:10 GMT

the sinkhole didn't gobble me up, but my neighbors dog nearly did

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feeds@yuku.com (SweeterThanJane) — Tue, 13 May 2008 05:32:22 GMT

...humm the Rapture was pretty anti climactic.
At least it didn't impact Snew's upcoming news.

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:42:43 GMT

"I'm sorry, Heaven is fully booked."

I doubt it, man. I doubt it muchly.

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (redundantly redundant) — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:42:12 GMT

Would it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a piece of valiant dust?

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feeds@yuku.com (Teeanday) — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:40:27 GMT

just 2:30 left in the day and i'm still here, sigh.
I did kinda rupture something today when I was moving some things around. maybe that counts???

oh well, guess I gotta wait for 2012 to see if Art Bell and the Incas got it right.

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:39:45 GMT

superguppie wrote:

I thought the sinkhole was in Texas?
I wasn't including the Bush wedding in my list of Signs of the Apocalypse.

::angel food cake

The Daisetta sinkhole, not the Bush sinkhole and it's 260 feet deep so far

we've...

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (IndifferentCow) — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:28:31 GMT

The fifth, or purest, extract from the dust of which all things are compounded

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (redundantly redundant) — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:19:58 GMT

What is this quintessence of dust?

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feeds@yuku.com (IndifferentCow) — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:09:21 GMT

ScruffyGuy wrote:
Maybe not the ACTUAL Jesus, but he has subcontractors that sometimes go door to door.

You're confusing his subcontractors with Jehovah's witnesses

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (Ogakorbutt) — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:26:00 GMT

I dunno about that... anyone seen Weems?

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feeds@yuku.com (ginaf20697) — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:07:34 GMT

Well it's hard to judge by OT. It's not like anyone around here is likely to get taken.

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feeds@yuku.com (Suspiciously Anonymous) — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:01:25 GMT

Yeah, the rapture came and went and no ones missing. Guess that's what happens when you judge people. Heh, fuckers are stuck here with us.

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feeds@yuku.com (Lobsters) — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:56:39 GMT

ScruffyGuy wrote:
Maybe not the ACTUAL Jesus, but he has subcontractors that sometimes go door to door.

Shit, and I told those guys to take a hike because they didn't speak English!

DAMMIT.

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (GoodNeighborgirl) — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:31:36 GMT

So maybe those 900 kids are NOT caught under the rubble in China? Think God's taken them up already?
Those diggers are gonna be pissed after working all night aren't they?

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (Ogakorbutt) — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:29:43 GMT

ginaf20697 wrote:

ScruffyGuy wrote:
Will the Christians just FLOAT UP or will they wink out and vanish? I kind of hope they float away so I can maybe get a few photos.

Gets the skeet gun out in anticipation of a very entertaining evening. I'm high score on Duck Hunt, yanno!

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:55:33 GMT

Maybe not the ACTUAL Jesus, but he has subcontractors that sometimes go door to door.

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (ginaf20697) — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:55:04 GMT

ScruffyGuy wrote:

Yet the exact hour wasn't specified so I can only assume now that it will come under cover of darkness, which makes it even creepier.

Will the Christians just FLOAT UP or will they wink out and vanish? I kind of hope they float away so I can maybe get a few photos.

I can't wait. Maybe some turtles and ducks will get Raptured too.

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (HoboKitty) — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:41:43 GMT

What, Jesus does house calls now? Not even Santa does that anymore. I think you'll either be getting an email or a phone call. And even then, it'll probably be a mass email or prerecorded message. "I'm sorry, Heaven is fully booked."

Re: The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (Omnipponit) — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:39:58 GMT

Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become
as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

You might wanna have some strained peas on hand just in case...

The Rapture Is Monday, May 12

feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Sat, 10 May 2008 18:53:44 GMT

[MOUSE-HOVER WARNING: REQUIRES READING. But this thread could very well save your IMMORTAL SOUL. Your call.]

This is according to my aunt, who speaks with God on a daily basis. (It's a local call, which most people don't realize.)

She also subscribes to many extreme secular Christian newsletters, one of which is called End Times. They published the date for the Rapture a few months ago and they are