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        <![CDATA[ So my kid was just in his closet all chained to the radiator like ususal.  And somehow he got some matches!!


HE SET HIMSELF ON FIRE!!


I was able to put out the closet before the whole house caught on. 


THANK GOD.


Now I&#39;m going to go out back and have a smoke.


He&#39;s still onconscious but I&#39;m betting he&#39;ll get a big laugh out of it when he comes to. ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: OMG!! YOU ARE not GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  This sort of reminds me of Kimmy&#39;s story.
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I was thinking that too.  Setting yourself on fire is boring compared to falling face first on the grill!
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			<description><![CDATA[ This sort of reminds me of Kimmy&#39;s story. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Amy is looking better... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Did TC&#39;s husbear walk in after invesigating the scene, and regretfully announce that it was our son? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ people pay good money for peels. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I doubt you were for real, because if you were you would take him to the hospital because you are smart.
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My cousin got burned one time, she had to wear swimsuits that were specially made just for her that had these little sleaves when she was little... I always
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">TC wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  He&#39;s pretty hard to miss now what with the blackened skin chipping off him all the time. It kind of glistens in the light.
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<p> I feel the same way about Seal.
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			<description><![CDATA[ haha...that was really funny...like for real and shit
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tc made me laugh again...that funny funny girl ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ He&#39;s pretty hard to miss now what with the blackened skin chipping off him all the time. It kind of glistens in the light. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Aww, that&#39;s scary TC! Keep on eye on your kid. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I always fall for opening threads like this
<br>
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<br>
<br>
The thread starter is boring
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  I&#39;ve never seen dandruff quite that bad before. Is that what killed Minnie?
  <br>
</blockquote>
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<br>
It&#39;s like she was walking past a tree, and brushed against it with her &#39;fro, and then just left whatever got stuck in there.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ It&#39;s so refreshing to see such a mature woman as TC using a &quot;young&quot; abbreviation such as <strong>OMG.
<br></strong>This woman should be an ispiration to us all! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ He chained himslef to the radiator in the closet as a form of protest against his mommie ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ you know, at the zoo, we would have put this kid down, just for being a boy. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I bet he was trying to light his farts. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Save a match, use your child&#39;s flaming pants to light up. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">TC wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  SHUT UP!
  <br>
  <br>
  It&#39;s supposed to be uncon...unconci...fuck.
</blockquote>

<p> What you&#39;re going for here is &quot;passed the fuck out.&quot;
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			<description><![CDATA[ So my kid was just in his closet all chained to the radiator like ususal.  And somehow he got some matches!!
<br>
<br>
HE SET HIMSELF ON FIRE!!
<br>
<br>
I was able to put out the closet before the whole house caught on. 
<br>
<br>
THANK GOD.
<br>
<br>
Now I&#39;m going to go out back and have a smoke.
<br>
<br>
He&#39;s still onconscious but I&#39;m betting he&#39;ll get a big laugh out of it when he comes to. ]]></description>

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