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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Riliss wrote:</strong>
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  And him not doing so somehow invalidates your hard work! It totally makes sense!
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<p> Thanks for backing me up, NC shame on you!
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			<description><![CDATA[ And him not doing so somehow invalidates your hard work! It totally makes sense! ]]></description>

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<p> I had to sit through 3 frame captures just to find the right amount of frames to catch, all while trying not to gag at Partwati&#39;s buttafface. You could
have done the hard work yourself!
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  ^^^ asshole
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<p> I think &quot;Partwati&quot; or even &quot;Poverty&quot; have a better ring to it, but you are free to name her whatever you want.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Twatwaffle:You have two cows, which each produce a certain quantity of milk a day. Your milk is vital to your family. Then, one day out of the blue, your gut
tells you that one of them has the ols Creutzfeldt Jakob disease,despite no evidence of this.You shoot both of them. Your family goes without milk, therefore
denying your kids a healthy dose of calcium ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ ^^^ asshole
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			<description><![CDATA[ No appreciation for the classics, I&#39;m disapointed ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="7">TRIXIE!!!
<br>
<br>
LOCK THIS SHIT!!!!!</font>
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			<description><![CDATA[ *sigh*. You&#39;ve never heard of this joke? Heres a demo
<br>
<br>
Communist:You buy two cows, and the government takes it away from you. Then,for no reason whatsoever, they shoot one cow and pour its milk down the drain. They
then force you you to wait in a long line to drink the spoiled milk of the cow they stole from you
<br>
<br>
Get it? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Cirie:WTF? You ARE a cow
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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