Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (Fat Piggy Bitch) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:55:50 GMT

dogpillow wrote:
Absolutely, just as obvious as Clay is. I expect he will be married off by the Mormon church to some unsuspecting girl.

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:32:05 GMT

David A gay? That is just weird. But its also weird to call him straight. I dont think he even has a sexuality. It's like Dakota Fanning. You just cant imagine them thinking about sex at all, let alone being gay.

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (dogpillow) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:29:56 GMT

Absolutely, just as obvious as Clay is. I expect he will be married off by the Mormon church to some unsuspecting girl.

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (spnintendo) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:25:51 GMT

You people are such categorizers.

So what if Archie's playing for the better team? We love him long time!

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorFanGP) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:22:06 GMT

I knew he was gay from the second he sang 'What a feelin'!" in his Top 24 segment. Sorry, boi, but singing Flashdance and diva songs, there aint no denyin'.

The question is whether he'll be delusional about it and still deny it like Clay after there was evidence he was asking for secks in a gae chat room, or if he'll be out like Jim.

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (Drew B) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:51:30 GMT

Calling him "Gay" would have never occurred to me. I doubt he has genitalia. Without genitalia, how can he have gender? Without gender, how can he be gay?

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (Fat Piggy Bitch) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:34:21 GMT

Fcuk You ywia wrote:
Why would his parents, especially his father, allow him to sing those types of songs, like that "Dreamgirls" shit, anywhere at all, let alone on national television? Astonishing.

This is probably the best parenting the Archuleta family has done. Being gay in a Mormon family...SCARY! Good for them for letting him be himself. Hopefully I'm not giving them too much credit. For...

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (HoboKitty) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:20:04 GMT

lol that sounded more as if the testosterone shots his daddy's been giving him since he was 8 were wearing off.

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (Merely) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:14:44 GMT

CHECK OUT GAY TWANG AT 0:32!

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (Fcuk You ywia) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:00:05 GMT

Why would his parents, especially his father, allow him to sing those types of songs, like that "Dreamgirls" shit, anywhere at all, let alone on national television? Astonishing.

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (Fat Piggy Bitch) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:42:17 GMT

Clearly, Sucks wasn't the right place to post this. Maybe I should take it over to Jokers.

Personally, I love the fact Archie is gay. It's going to be such a blow to the heart for all those deluded house fraus and tweens when he finally comes out. How can these twunts not see it?

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (HoboKitty) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:54:18 GMT

SHC, I think you have a point. I mean the real issue here isn't whether he's gay or straight or assexual - it's whether we're looking at a future Britney or MJ. I'm going with Jackson (though I wouldn't mind if he shaved his head to reveal those budding horns).

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (suckshardcore) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:25:44 GMT

If you'll notice we don't have an Is Clay Gay? thread either.

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (roadblocker) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:09:05 GMT

Merely wrote:

-Sang a diva song to Kelly Clarkson when he was a kid
-Sang an Alicia Keys song on Star Search
-Liked to sing Whitney/Mariah songs when he was a kid, according to his dad
-Sang a song that was intended for a diva on Broadway week
-Sang "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton in a YouTube video
-Is apparently orgasmic over Natasha Bedingfield's guest...

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (HoboKitty) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:04:55 GMT

zomg you guyz he is NOT GAY david has a PURE SOUL he's just gentle and mellow and sings really good and he's kind and nice to his parents and he's saving himself for the right gurl and the only reason he looked weird when those girls hugged him on the show is cuz he's not used to touching you guyz are so MEEEEEAN!!

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (seaguy) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:54:23 GMT

Being gay doesn't automatically assume "sexuality", ILGE. There are lots of kids under 18 who are GAY. Also, kids under 18 talk about their boyfriends or girlfriends, so we're not discussing sexuality. And kids under 18 HAVE boyfriends and girlfriends. Discussing sexual things whether gay or straight is not allowed. Saying he's (possibly) gay shouldn't be off limits because he's under 18.

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (Merely) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:44:34 GMT

-Sang a diva song to Kelly Clarkson when he was a kid
-Sang an Alicia Keys song on Star Search
-Liked to sing Whitney/Mariah songs when he was a kid, according to his dad
-Sang a song that was intended for a diva on Broadway week
-Sang "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton in a YouTube video
-Is apparently orgasmic over Natasha Bedingfield's guest appearance tonight

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (ILovegreeneyes) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:18:53 GMT

I think the reason there isn't a thread discussing this is because Archie is only 17 and we are not supposed to discuss or think of him having any sexuality at all...until he turn 18 of course and then he'll be trolling manhunter.com I'm sure....

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (seaguy) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:06:51 GMT

Yes. And I would love for this thread to somehow make its way to every scary board on the internets.

Re: Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (BillyGoatMan) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:52:22 GMT

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Is Archie gay? Flame War: Apes vs. Chimps

feeds@yuku.com (Fat Piggy Bitch) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:22:17 GMT

Or is he just a young, naive, Mormon boy from Murray, Utah?

I'm amazed there isn't a thread about this. Maybe, the answer is too painstakingly obvious.

SING EFFIE SING!