Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (HoboKitty) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:04:39 GMT

Well, I admit that I've watched a few episodes of "Hey, Paula" (such a good trainwreck), and it does seem plausible that her problems stem from a sleeping disorder along with her intake of pain medication.

Now for some medical speculation:

The years of bulimia could have given her a few aneurysms that could be affecting Broca's area.
Broca's aphasia is characterized by slow, labored, halting, slurred strings of words. Is that...

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (Undertakeress) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:38:51 GMT

What do you call coal in Pauler's stocking?

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (filadelfa) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:51:30 GMT

...?

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:35:46 GMT

ROLMAO at Andrew Lloyd Webber ragging on her!

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (love like a bomb) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:34:29 GMT

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:01:26 GMT

Remember the "Golden showers of happiness" comment from like season two? That was on par with the squishing and hanging of Devil Child's head from her rear view mirror.

Do you think Nigel supplies her drugs as part of "good television."

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (The Purple Parrot) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:17:27 GMT

lilnubber wrote:
It's hard to speak coherently when you're lying your ass off.

That's the real reason. Paula tries so hard to be nice and give constructive criticism but we all know that inside she's thinking "Dear LORD that sucked!"

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (8trackmind) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:12:48 GMT

Dumb, dumb question. She's actually been more coherent this season, suggesting she has curbed her intake considerably (presumably under threat of being fired). But it should be obvious to everybody that she has already suffered permanant, long term brain damage due to drug use. And like bbagdan suggests, she probably wasn't very bright to begin with. I suggest firing her after the season is over and replacing her with Sheila E, who did such a great job on Next Great American band.

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (bbagdan) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:08:37 GMT

uh, because she's dumb and on drugs?

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (ProbstFan123) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:47:41 GMT

The judges really love the cock, don't they?

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (Fcuk You ywia) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:46:52 GMT

Randy wants Jason's cock so bad.

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorFanGP) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:42:03 GMT

She even wanted Elliott's cock. I'm sure she wants anything with a dick, period. So i'm wondering why she didn't support most of the "divas" last season...

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:33:23 GMT

She wants Cook's cock so bad.

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:32:46 GMT

Dana Carvey had a music skit that was pretty incoherent, but was still more coherent than the level of Paula's incoherence, which is incoherently incoherent.

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (cabanachat) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:18:16 GMT

Fred Armison does a character on Weekend Update that speaks with even less coherence than Paula. Know the one I mean?

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (suckshardcore) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:15:21 GMT

Obviously her supplier is out of jail.

For a couple weeks there she was actually judging well, better than Simon and Randy but tonight I just wanted to stab her.

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (lilnubber) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:13:22 GMT

It's hard to speak coherently when you're lying your ass off.

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:56:30 GMT

I couldn't help but notice Paula's elbow flab shaking when she clapped

Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (HFluffenburger) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:46:29 GMT

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Re: Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:45:08 GMT

Yikes, Paula is looking like stoned shit tonight.

Why can Paula never make a coherent sentence?

feeds@yuku.com (Romber Rulz) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:53:35 GMT

I don't understand... I mean I'm ok with her having a couple drunk nights but it's every single night and she's always stuttering and not making sense. What the hell is wrong with her?