The Pimping Of American Idol

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:46:52 GMT

Don't forget! Archie got THE PIMP SPOT AGAIN!!!112!!!1!!!wh!at!1a!!m0!r0!!n!!

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (lutiebascomb) — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:51:44 GMT

Could it be more obvious?

They threw Cook under the bus big time.

And repeatedly kissed the ass of the little fugly evil puppet that only sings ballads.

And *gasp* he *gasp* can't *gasp* do *gasp* that *gasp* right!

YOU COULD SING THE PHONEBOOK!

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:07:12 GMT

I have no problem with anything Simon said.

What's awkward is the assertion that Simon and the producers are "overpimping" Archie, to get him more and more votes, while at the same time, saying they want Cookie to win. It's a plan right out of the Keystone cops, if it's to be believed.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (ILovegreeneyes) — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:00:22 GMT

Screerider wrote:

Anyhow, turns out Simon's actually pimping Cookie, not Archie:

Who do you think deserves to win this season? we asked Simon. "Probably David Cook," he drawled. "I think he's done more to deserve it over the eleven weeks. He's taken more risks, he's done things with certain songs that have been more interesting. If I'm gonna...

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (SonOfAbraxas) — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:44:01 GMT

This thread is hilarious.

Just based on this week alone look at the "overpimping" of Cook. Pimp Spot? Check. Producers picking shit for the two other contestants while giving Cook one of the most recognizable songs in recent history that was written by the prolific Diane Warren (LOVE HER) AND having her in the audience? Check. Judges critiquing the song choice of the two other contestants even though they didn't pick them? Check. (Well, that happens all season...

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (suckshardcore) — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:27:28 GMT

There's no turns in the finale, they do a coin toss.

Good thing Archuleta won it though otherwise his fans would whine and complain about how he had the pimp spot less times even though they've done a coin toss for the F2 pimp spot every year.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:02:20 GMT

Well, Cook just had it, so it was Archie's turn.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Mrs Visalo) — Thu, 15 May 2008 08:18:41 GMT

Porkchop gets the pimp spot.

It was fixed. If Cook had won the toss he was instructed to say he wanted to go first, so either way the fix was in and Porkchop gets his pimp spot.

*yawn*

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:34:00 GMT

"Overpimped?"

Oh, I didn't realize we were talking about overpimping. Please change the title of the thread.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (suckshardcore) — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:15:07 GMT

Again you fucking twat, I don't think anyone would deny that Cook is also being pimped. He is being pimped, throughout the season though Archuleta has gotten more OVER PRAISE AND OVER PIMPING.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:10:28 GMT

a fine frenzy wrote:
Simon is jumping to the Cook side just now and finally realized he was wrong.
With that being said, Arch still didn't get the hate he deserved.

I love that in not getting pimped, but not getting anti-pimped, Archie's still getting pimped.

Anyhow, turns out Simon's actually pimping Cookie, not Archie:

Who do you think deserves to win this...

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (a fine frenzy) — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:39:07 GMT

Simon is jumping to the Cook side just now and finally realized he was wrong.
With that being said, Arch still didn't get the hate he deserved.
Compare Mr. Tambourine Man and With You.
Randy is an idiot and won't even change what he is going to say when the performances sucked.
Simon trying to make himself look good in the end HATE.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:48:45 GMT

"Predictable" isn't a positive, boo.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (cardswin5) — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:36:41 GMT

Simon may not have kissed his ass like usual but he was certainly not trashing him. All he said was that the songs weren't right for him. Also who actually takes Paula seriously? I'll tell you. No one!

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:18:15 GMT

You discount Paula in general. Simon wasn't all that pimping of Artchie last night, so you're (conveniently) discounting him too, apparently. So, might as well hold on to a Randy comment to embellish your Theory. Nice work.

I think it is fairly obvious that Archuleta is pimped the most regardless of performance, followed closely by Cook. Syesha is anti-pimped as are all current targets.

There's another pattern there, if I'm not mistaken.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (love like a bomb) — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:10:50 GMT

If Randy's overpraising of "With You (Please Vote For Me, VFTW)" doesn't prove that the show is rigged for Archtard, I don't know what does.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:08:33 GMT

And here we are three pages later as other Pimp Conspiracy Theorists joined the charge.

So at least we can all agree that lutiebascomb's Pimp Conspiracy Theory is whack, but everyone else's is perfectly sound.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (HumanFund) — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:05:02 GMT

I think it is fairly obvious that Archuleta is pimped the most regardless of performance, followed closely by Cook. Syesha is anti-pimped as are all current targets. I don't understand the arguments here.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (seaguy) — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:59:53 GMT

Yes, that one person did. Calm down, Scree.

Re: The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:43:39 GMT

suckshardcore wrote:

So Cook got the Pimp Spot again!!! (No outrage? Hypocrites.)
There's 3 people left, Archuleta had it last week, Syesha had it the week before, logically it was actually Cook's turn.

Exactly. Yet when it was Archuleta's turn... OMG!!! THEY'RE STILL PIMPING HIM!! GOTTA BUMP THIS THREAD!!! (Hysteria starting here

The Pimping Of American Idol

feeds@yuku.com (Professor Einey) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:08:06 GMT

Porkchop.

Porkchop is given on average 3 minutes more airtime than the other contestants.

During the recap at the end of the show, Porkchop is given at least 5 seconds more camera time than the others.

Porkchop gets a tongue-bath from the judges when if it was ANYBODY else, they would say it was boring.