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        <![CDATA[ So I was waiting for the wife&#39;s plane to come in and I was hungry. I went to a Thai 
restaurant and ordered Pad Thai chicken Extra hot. My waiter was the owner and the following exchange happened

&quot;You want 5 Star?&quot;

&quot;Yes 5 star&quot;

&quot;It very hot maybe 4&quot;

&quot;Nope I want it hot I want the 5&quot;

He leaves and come back

&quot;My wife ask you have 5 star before?&quot;

&quot;Yes I have, just not here&quot;

&quot;She say you only get 4 Star&quot;

&quot;No... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Finally a new experience in life, but will my ass always be this sore?  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I did not prepare Butter Chicken last night.
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I made Spicy Chicken w/ Red Beans n&#39; Rice! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ How do you let someone stick a spray can up your ass? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought for sure this thread would be about this.
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  <br>
  Medics laughed at spray can in man&#39;s bottom
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  <br>
  By staff writers
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  April 16, 2008 03:35pm
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  Article from: NEWS.com.au
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  SURGEONS at a Philippines hospital are being probed after they allegedly filmed an operation in which a man had a spray can removed from his backside, then... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  This thread fails in so many ways! Where did you come from? How about we talk about what a needy OT wanna be you are and how long it took you to create this
  scenario in your head? I say one week!
</blockquote>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"> I would post a picture of my blistered asshole as proof but you would only mistake it for one of those new
fangled internet mirrors and continue to be skeptical of my story</p> ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">Angela in WI wrote:</strong>
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  I&#39;m sure smearing warm shit over your body could &#39;feel good&#39;, but I don&#39;t desire to do it.
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<p> Not even shitballs in a sock?
<br></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Angie .... who are you refering to? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Thanks for taking the opportunity to vomit shit all over the place. Don&#39;t forget to wipe your chin. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Monsieur Muggles wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Oh look, its some of my favorite posters.
  <br>
  <br>
  Even eyesore is making a cameo appearance.
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<p> </p>Awww .. MM gave me props!
<br>
<br>
Sad to say that I wish your heart was ripped through your ass and shoved back down your throat. Other than that, thanks for the acknowledgment! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ i can&#39;t eat spicy food because it burns my bunghole and it makes me cry. :-( but yes it&#39;s so delicious!! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">sadllama wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Hi eyepsycho!
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<p> Hi rS you closet homo!</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Oh look, its some of my favorite posters.
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Even eyesore is making a cameo appearance. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Hi eyepsycho! ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">Monsieur Muggles wrote:</strong>
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  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">EyeSlid3r wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    I fail in so many ways! Where did I come from? How about we talk about what a needy OT wanna be I am and how long it took me to become this lunatic
    psychopath that I am today? I say one week!
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</blockquote>

<p> </p>Well there you go. M.M. one uped me again! Damn! &quot;It&quot; is so much smarter than I... ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">EyeSlid3r wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  I fail in so many ways! Where did I come from? How about we talk about what a needy OT wanna be I am and how long it took me to become this lunatic
  psychopath that I am today? I say one week!
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<p> </p> ]]></description>

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  So I was waiting for the wife&#39;s plane to come in and I was hungry. I went to a Thai <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;#39; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; Times: ">
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			<description><![CDATA[ OOOOOOOOOOOOOeeee!
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<br>
Man oh man I love making my own salsa wit the jalopenos! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOeee! I tell you what, my anus BURNS the the next couple days. But it burns so good. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ So I was waiting for the wife&#39;s plane to come in and I was hungry. I went to a Thai <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">
restaurant</span> and ordered Pad Thai chicken Extra hot. My waiter was the owner and the following exchange happened
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&quot;You want 5 Star?&quot;
<br>
&quot;Yes 5 star&quot;
<br>... ]]></description>

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