Jenn doing daily stock reports

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Cousin Oliver) — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:06:48 GMT

Derek!

Celebrity Fit Club? Are you mad? You're thin enough! As it is, I'm considering sending you some emergency Hostess and Entenmann's packages overnight.

Seriously, though, you're so do-able, I can't even stand it.

And I'm very sorry about your job sitch. Would you consider relocating to Jersey for another media-related job? The pay is awful, but I promise the benefits are awesome.

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:08:41 GMT

That won't be a sitcom. It would be a pleasurable business transaction that leaves a happy grin on the faces of everyone involved.

Unlike the horror movie that is Go Wes, Young Suitsnob.

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:58:20 GMT

Or you could have a sitcom with Miss Alley called How I Met Your Madam...

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:41:55 GMT

Derek, whatever you do, unless you want to star in your own How I Met Your Mother with a certain Suity, avoid him at all costs...

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:27:36 GMT

I think Derek looks cuter than ever, and I am considering hiring Derek to be my poolboy-he looks fine in a bathing suit, it's his business suits that need help!

Sorry about your job Derek, but there is always a new adventure just around the corner...please please PLEASE consult with me before suiting up for any job interviews-you cannot be trusted to do it yourself and no, Kristine is an expert at stripping for Playboy, not dressing men for business.

Derek-be sure to...

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:15:45 GMT

Derek, on a serious note, too bad about the being laid off part. Much sympathies, but I'm sure you're filthy rich enough to pass through that phase, what with you being a lawyer and all.

But seriously, darling, what are you thinking to put that photo to public view? Are you a homo? Because if you are, you're so getting your good taste card revoked because that photo makes you look like you've not just gone...

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (ApprenticeDerek) — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:45:22 GMT

Oh sweet Jesus, you guys cannot be left alone unaccompanied lest you resort to talking about either my fat ass or my dick :) I'm happy to report that both are doing well. For your masturbatory pleasure, I'm attaching a pic that I just took this weekend -- I'm licking my lips thinking of Cousin Oliver and Suity. Miss Alley, try not to blow out your vibrator motor. As for the rest of my life, things have been a little hectic. I'm getting laid-off from my job in June (one of...

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:30:04 GMT

That sounds horrible. Was it some kind of STD that caused it to swell that big?

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:54:33 GMT

Yes...but once his erection goes down there is no problem.

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:42:42 GMT

Last I hear, Derek is too big to even get past the door of his house.

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:18:08 GMT

Remember when this board was about The Apprentice?

And where has your buddy Derek been? Did he find another place where he is famous to go to?

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Meow All Day Long) — Sun, 04 May 2008 23:09:38 GMT

Remember when this thread was about my slutty stock reports?

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Cuauhtemoc Gilmore) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:14:18 GMT

Can I get an uffda from the audience!

UFFDA! UFFDA!!!! UFFDA!!!!!

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:46:25 GMT

Stop applying the going rates from your time to me. Time has passed. It now costs fifty bucks instead of ten cents.

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:51:49 GMT

(Haiku Time)

Miss Alley is Nude
She grinds on men's laps all day
My God she's a slut

The wind blows upwards
Scent of ocean and dead fish
Miss Alley should douche

Miss Alley...

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:45:26 GMT

I can actually set that last one to the tune of the verse of Joan Osbourne's One Of Us. Creepy.

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:23:10 GMT

Would you rock her like a boat?
Would you rather fuck a goat?
Would you fuck her here or there?
Fight through her gnarled pubic hair?
She does her best work on her back,
You bet! She's Miss Alley Shack!!!

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:22:38 GMT

Call it a hunch, but I doubt you will be getting many, if any, fans for your poetry.

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:14:34 GMT

Miss Alley Shack is without doubt
What being a slut is about
She bangs and she bangs
On hundreds of wangs
No wonder her twat is stretched out

Re: Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:44:15 GMT

How nice of you to concede defeat to me, despite the fact that we both know you have me beaten by far due to you having a head start of 30+ years in life. Not everyone could have inspired the creation of the banana split.

Jenn doing daily stock reports

feeds@yuku.com (Wallyhorse) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:41:01 GMT

This is what Jenn has been doing for the last few months now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKWUhYK3KBc