ATLAST Jesus is resurrected!

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feeds@yuku.com (dustbunny) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:41:01 GMT

Good Grief, Charlie Brown!

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feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:27:54 GMT

And on the third day, Jesus rose from the dead and He was like, "Fuck. Dying sure makes for a massive hangover. My head is fucking killing me. I don't remember a thing since dinner on Thursday. I'm all scratched up... what the fuck? Holy shit, what's the deal with these palm and foot holes? Hey! Hey! Can someone roll that boulder out of the way for me?"

And an apostle came unto him and spake thusly, saying: "Dude! Holy fuck! You're freaking me out,...

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feeds@yuku.com (Romber Rulz) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:29:14 GMT

over and over at the Mary picture.

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feeds@yuku.com (Phuz1) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:28:12 GMT

Did he see his shadow? Do we have 6 more weeks of Lent?

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feeds@yuku.com (StarringAmy) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:24:29 GMT

If people don't know the date he died (it changes every year), what makes you think this is all real?

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feeds@yuku.com (thumbalenae) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:33:32 GMT

Welcome Home, noheavenformi

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feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:07:04 GMT

Do muslims come in bunches like bananas? I always figured them to come in clusters like grapes.

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feeds@yuku.com (squashthebeef) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:09:03 GMT

This is why nobody cares when a bunch of muslims die.

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feeds@yuku.com (Almost Dead Britney) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:59:14 GMT

I was with my boyfriend last night. I hadn't seen him in a while. It was almost a religious experience.
"Alas, he has RISEN!"
Then I told him that I was chocolate and needed to be eaten.

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feeds@yuku.com (The Heartbreak Yid) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:30:36 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (ArtfulEgotist) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:24:38 GMT

You mean they didn't crucify little baby Jesus?

Well damn, Easter loses all its meaning for me.

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feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:23:13 GMT

this isn't baby jesus season - it's tortured big guy rises from dead season

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feeds@yuku.com (ArtfulEgotist) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:21:42 GMT

Is it because nomii likes penii or because he is a muslim?

Really, baby Jesus weeps entirely too much.

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feeds@yuku.com (Aunt Pappy) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:09:57 GMT

nomii makes the baby jebus weep.

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feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:40:33 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (ArtfulEgotist) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:08:57 GMT

Some bitch text me the same thing at 6:30 this morning.

At least you didn't wake me up with your earth-shattering announcement.

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feeds@yuku.com (debdesign1) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:57:58 GMT

I thought this was a post about Jonathan. Bummer

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feeds@yuku.com (TroubleInTampa) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:06:38 GMT

Nomii's going to hell.

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feeds@yuku.com (Nat57) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:48:13 GMT

Stop making fun of Christians...If I was a Muslim, I would chop off your head !!!

ATLAST Jesus is resurrected!

feeds@yuku.com (nomii) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:45:46 GMT

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