I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (PheonixRisingStorm) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:22:50 GMT

SirPaulMuaddib wrote:

SuitSnob wrote:
Can we turn this into a Ryan/ Simon Sexual Tension thread?

There is no sexual tension between these two.

ok....maybe....

Oh man I dont know whether to laugh or cry over this so...

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:51:13 GMT

I , for one am VERY disappointed in Ryan's attire tonight and will demonstrate my disgust by switching over to DWTS right now.

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:39:35 GMT

SirPaulMuaddib wrote:

I'm calling it : The Chikezie Incident.

It was like watching a car wreck, with disembodied body parts all strewn about. First he sucks off the sweat of Chikezie's brow, not once, but twice. Then he hops around the stage like something out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon, I was expecting a "boink" sound effect at any momment during the escapade. It was like that scene in The...

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (NiceToAnimals) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:15:22 GMT

Do we know if Ryan likes to ride the white horse? Because he was acting like he does on Tuesday.

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (SirPaulMuaddib) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:12:42 GMT

SuitSnob wrote:
Can we turn this into a Ryan/ Simon Sexual Tension thread?

There is no sexual tension between these two.

ok....maybe....

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (Ashley Neleh) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:23:04 GMT

SirPaulMuaddib wrote:

It was like that scene in The Mask, where Jim Carrey was bouncing about.

You must be psychic.

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (Klazzy) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:44:32 GMT

Ryan offered to mud-wrestle Simon on the results show after the lame call-in question "Why don't you two just throw down bang like there's no tomorrow?"

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:42:50 GMT

Can we turn this into a Ryan/ Simon Sexual Tension thread?

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (gretchensucks) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:15:30 GMT

I think Ryan wanted Chikizie (sp?) to bone him last night. After the performance he got ALL worked up.

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (Sigvold) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:32:04 GMT

I was AMAZED at what a difference an impeccable suit made in Ryan's appeal...

Oh gawd here comes Suity's 20 page essay on how:

Someone has to strike a pose
And bear the weight...

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (Survivor Boy) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:50:56 GMT

Is there any video out there of this molestation?

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (Merely) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:13:45 GMT

Ryan looks so fresh and young on Idol Rewind but now he looks like he's aged 20 years.

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (Drew B) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:06:21 GMT

SuitSnob wrote:
Ryan was trying to get Simon to button up his shirt due to the fact it is a "Family Show." For all the sexual tension between them, I do NOT know
how Simon could resist Ryan in that natty, three-piece suit he was wearing today-DAMN did he look hot tonight!

I actually thought of you last night, Suit Snob. I don't exactly share your appreciation for fine...

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (NiceToAnimals) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:59:17 GMT

Ryan was particularly wired last night.

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (SirPaulMuaddib) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:54:50 GMT

I'm calling it : The Chikezie Incident.

It was like watching a car wreck, with disembodied body parts all strewn about. First he sucks off the sweat of Chikezie's brow, not once, but twice. Then he hops around the stage like something out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon, I was expecting a "boink" sound effect at any momment during the escapade. It was like that scene in The Mask, where Jim Carrey was bouncing about.

Then he scrapes off Chikezie's...

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:09:47 GMT

SurvivorLDog93 wrote:
Coming on to Simon in public, and rubbing on Chikezie? Ryan must have really wanted some tonight.

Anyone have the clip of Chikezie getting groped by Ryan? Missed that part...what really happened-I can't rely on...

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (NeonTetra67) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:14:47 GMT

He definitely wanted Brooke's shoes

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:41:44 GMT

Sigvold wrote:
Poor Ryan --- how is he ever gonna get a boyfriend with Simon, Paula and Randy constantly ragging on him making him ashamed to be an out, loud and proud gay man. We need to start a Sexual Liberation of Ryan Seacrest movement. And Suity, admit it -- you only got turned on when you saw Ryan wipe off all the Chikeze head sweat on his suit.

He had me so hot and bothered in that suit that...

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (DHW RPh) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:47:10 GMT

Ryan so wants Simon.

Re: I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorLDog93) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:14:37 GMT

Coming on to Simon in public, and rubbing on Chikezie? Ryan must have really wanted some tonight.

I missed first few mins...Did Ryan MOLEST SIMON ON CAMERA???

feeds@yuku.com (SirPaulMuaddib) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:04:06 GMT

What the hell was Ryan up to? I caught the last few secs, but it looked like he was sexually assaulting Simon right there on camera.