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        <title>Production's Instructions On How to Treat the Players </title>
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        <![CDATA[ After 15 and 2/14th&#39;s seasons, by now we can all tell that Jeff Probst and the production team most likely gets handwritten instructions on how to treat
each type of player.  It probably looks something like this:


If the player is:


A boring female model:  Fawn over her.  Give her more attention than she deserves.  Wink at her.  Convince players at each tribal council NOT to vote her out.


An older woman (40+):  Pick on her at each tribal council as the weak link.  Call her boring and... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Production's Instructions On How to Treat the Players  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Damned skippy, good catch, Trixie!
<br>
<br>
Remind all black players that they are liabilities in water challenges unless they have sprouted gills on the way to tribal council.
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If they have sprouted gills, remind all black players that they are still liabilities in water challenges because they still can&#39;t float as well as fat
white poeple. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Production's Instructions On How to Treat the Players  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">dingoesatemybaby wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  If he or she is black, imply that they don&#39;t work much around camp. If they do work around camp and that can&#39;t be denied, imply that they are bossy
  and therefore hard to get along with.
</blockquote>

<p> You forgot the part about swimming also
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			<description><![CDATA[ IF IT`S YAU-MAN:
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O B E Y !!! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Production's Instructions On How to Treat the Players  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/2522286/t/Production-s-Instructions-On-How-to-Treat-the-Players.html#reply-2522286</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ If it&#39;s Colby: Lick, slurp, repeat. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ If he or she is black, imply that they don&#39;t work much around camp. If they do work around camp and that can&#39;t be denied, imply that they are bossy and
therefore hard to get along with. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Female with a personality (any age)- Treat them like shit until they are crying, producers are hoping that the rest of the tribe will see that the entertaining
chick is the entire reason why they lost a challenge or why it is raining. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Production's Instructions On How to Treat the Players  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ After 15 and 2/14th&#39;s seasons, by now we can all tell that Jeff Probst and the production team most likely gets handwritten instructions on how to treat
each type of player.  It probably looks something like this:
<br>
<br>
If the player is:
<br>
<br>
A boring female model:  Fawn over her.  Give her more attention than she deserves.  Wink at her.  Convince players at each tribal council NOT to vote her out.
<br>
<br>
An older woman (40+):  Pick on her at each tribal council as the weak... ]]></description>

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