Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (nomii) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:01:37 GMT

I bet 'ya they could bring back Rebecca. They could hype it up as her second chance after the way season 4 ended.

If she comes back and is ROBBED a second time, i'll kill myself for sure.

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (ProbstFan123) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:56:36 GMT

Oooh...I love Kathy! I hope she's on the show.

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (JerseyJerk) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:11:33 GMT

I was reading in The Post last week that Kathy Najimy(sp?) of Sister Act fame is one of the names being considered. There were two others mentioned but I cant seem to remember at the moment.

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:03:42 GMT

I'll bet you're a Welfare cheat too! I'm telling a Republican on you!!!

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (token lunatic) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:01:57 GMT

Hey guys as much as I like you two, together or apart, maybe you two could contain all your SMACKDOWNS in some sort of OFFICIAL SMACKDOWN thread. Then every week there can be a different referee--myself being the first-- maybe we could get Wes and Maria/Tarek as celebrity referees. What say you(two)?

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:53:00 GMT

Please. I don't get knocked up for anything less than thirty grand in child support payments. Who do you think I am? Fantasia Barrino?

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:12:30 GMT

Oh, so then you do it the old fashioned way? Throw yourself down a flight of stairs and then douche with Dr. Pepper?

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:14:16 GMT

Excuse me, honey, I use my wire hangers only to hang up my fabulous designer garments to dry. DIY fetus-killing is so undignified, not to mention an affront to the Jesus Christ Superstar.

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:25:48 GMT

Speaking of Mommie Dearest, if you use one more damn wire hanger to self-abort you are going to run out of tissue in there.

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:21:31 GMT

Repeat after me:

"Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's Mommy Dearest."
"Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's Mommy Dearest."
"Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's Mommy Dearest."
"Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's Mommy Dearest."
"Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's Mommy Dearest."

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:10:53 GMT

Miss Alley Shack wrote:
Please, that is clearly a reference to your penis as well. I really wish you won't confuse me with your mother and accuse me of the things she did to you. You're starting to resemble Norman Bates now.

How could my mother have time to do that to me when she was busy fucking half the men in town?

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (Micronesia Princess) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:10:21 GMT

Renewed. Yes!

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:56:41 GMT

Please, that is clearly a reference to your penis as well. I really wish you won't confuse me with your mother and accuse me of the things she did to you. You're starting to resemble Norman Bates now.

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:53:59 GMT

Yes I can:

"Miss Alley Shack is a slime-sucking cuntwad with bad breath."

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:50:07 GMT

Suity, are you capable of constructing a sentence that doesn't have any reference to your long neglected penis?

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:50:57 GMT

Maybe it's a lipstick ring-around-the-cock in Omarosa's favorite shade?

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:49:21 GMT

What gut? I'm dazzled by the phallic-like "Lipstick jungle" protruding from his crotch. Hmm, lipsticks at the jungle...

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:10:46 GMT

Here's you boy buttoning all the buttons on his suitcoat like a complete douchetard:

Now THAT's a GUT!!!!

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:41:54 GMT

But won't his appeal be lost on you if he's svelte? I mean, we are talking about you. Remember that infamous incident in the Meat Cellar involving you, Brent, and that pool stick?

Re: Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:35:30 GMT

Joke's on you, you miserable slut...Simon just went on The Bagel Diet! He'll be svelte in no time!!!

Celebrity Apprentice Renewed!

feeds@yuku.com (blmetsfan) — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:00:40 GMT

The Celebrity Apprentice has been renewed by NBC, and the show's eighth season and the second celebrity season will debut next January, in 2009.

It will follow the same format as the first celebrity season, and "will once again bring business-savvy celebrity contestants together working towards a greater goal - all celebrities will be competing in business driven tasks around New York City, using their fame along with their proven business...