Jerking off in a realtionship

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (LaurenTheLush) — Sat, 10 May 2008 18:13:45 GMT

My vibrator doesn't go into early retirement just because I am in a relationship.

yw.

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:10:25 GMT

So I'm reading this thread and I get to page 7. And then someone uses "DH" in a thread about jerking off.

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Tres Gay) — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:03:48 GMT

I couldn't agree more.

" I thought you were a lesbo? "

I am.

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Mom HOLIO) — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:01:21 GMT

Tres shouldn't use her mommy's computer w/o logging off/on

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (fluffyspectacular) — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:44:46 GMT

Well THAT'S ^ a different story...

Have you not yet invested in a loofah?

I have one...but I have not yet used it for this purpose. I will try it out.

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (ShimMe) — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:39:17 GMT

ok fine. I will be the one who takes the shit for saying that "yeah, it bugs me sometimes". I couldn't care less if he jerks off 18 times a day as long as he is fulfilling his husbandly duties. When I go without, it sorta pisses me off.

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:37:24 GMT

he'll jizz on me when I'm sleeping (naked) and I wake up and it's all crusty and I'm like, maaan, I'm already late for work...

Have you not yet invested in a loofah?

They make quick work of semen-crust. Try it!

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (blondemss) — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:36:06 GMT

bob=battery operated boyfriend/toy

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (fluffyspectacular) — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:33:48 GMT

Hamdingers wrote:

Althea Xegony wrote:
BOB is the only way I can myself. I seldom do myself, but he's also okay when I do.
Baby On Board? That's just sick.

Yeah, what does "BOB" mean?

I don't mind when my Mr. Spectacular masturbates. Well, every now and then, because he'll jizz on me when I'm...

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Romber Rulz) — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:23:20 GMT

Tres Gay wrote:
I encourage and like to watch. She says it's hard to find a time when I don't have my hands in my pants, it doesn't bother her at all.

I thought you were a lesbo?

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (thriving sobi) — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:05:42 GMT

to the person who's minister made hime sign a contract.

Stop going to church. Kick the minister in the ass. Fairy tales are so last century,

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Tres Gay) — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:03:20 GMT

I encourage and like to watch. She says it's hard to find a time when I don't have my hands in my pants, it doesn't bother her at all.

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:00:51 GMT

Althea Xegony wrote:
BOB is the only way I can myself. I seldom do myself, but he's also okay when I do.

Baby On Board? That's just sick.

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Shag) — Sat, 10 May 2008 14:13:44 GMT

Or a lot of syntax.

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (squashthebeef) — Sat, 10 May 2008 14:06:24 GMT

You don't really put up a lot of walls, do you?

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Althea Xegony) — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:42:13 GMT

Have no problem when dh does this, I think it's funny. He does it often, sometimes when i'm sleeping and he just does not feel like waking me up. I grew up with the 'women aren't supposed to do that' mentality, so it wasn't until recently that I ever even tried. BOB is the only way I can myself. I seldom do myself, but he's also okay when I do.

Now does it turn me on when he does it in front of me? HELL YES!

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Mister Peepers) — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:17:05 GMT

When I was younger there were times when I would go for the decathlon.

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Zzunk) — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:16:30 GMT

Don't tell her she's fat = Don't ask him if he beats off

This is the detente of adult relationships

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Sat, 10 May 2008 12:32:37 GMT

I know a guy who says he punches the clown multiple times a day. Oddly enough, he's still single. Imagine that.

Re: Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (Shag) — Sat, 10 May 2008 12:28:29 GMT

If you had a choice between masturbating and watching The Wheel of Fortune, what would you pick?

It's just a nice way to kill time.

Jerking off in a realtionship

feeds@yuku.com (WylDawg) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:25:48 GMT

As someone who's never been in a real, comitted relationship, I always wondered if people still depended on masturbation even after they have found the right person. Assuming there is a healthy sex life between the two of you.

I'm guessing guys do, unless their girlfriend/wife is a total nympho and drains their libido on a daily basis.

I'm also pretty sure guys wouldn't have any problem with their wife/girlfriend going solo once in a while. If anything,...