What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (smellofawoman) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:52:15 GMT

Please tell me she actually wrote these herself.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (HaroldBalzaccio) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:50:15 GMT

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Us Kids Know) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:39:08 GMT

sorry we were unable to render this page

A KNIFE IN MY HEART

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (STFU RUDY) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:07:35 GMT

Check the last thread on page 44.

It's still there, but some fuckwit deleted all the content.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Us Kids Know) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:59:25 GMT

When louie's thread got sent to MI today (which was coo' cause I love that thread) I started thinking about Debb again and got really sad. If there's ONE thread in Sucks history that deserves to be there, it's hers. Instead it's gone forever.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:17:50 GMT

I miss Debb, she was the worst castaways in Survivor: Australia.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Cuauhtemoc Gilmore) — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:55:49 GMT

Why do I have to bend over? O_o

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (STFU RUDY) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:21:20 GMT

Bend over.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Cuauhtemoc Gilmore) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:25:06 GMT

We oughta hold a candlelit vigil in honor of the great poster named Debb Eaton.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Us Kids Know) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:11:32 GMT

<3 that this thread is finally taking off. We'll never get over our grief unless we stick together.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:54:42 GMT

I miss Debb Eaton. She was my first friend here at sucks.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (STFU RUDY) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:13:44 GMT

Obsessed much?

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Cuauhtemoc Gilmore) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:29:03 GMT

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (TroubleInTampa) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:41:58 GMT

And he's now posting at Days Worth Of Pee, so you shouldn't be missing him much.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (TroubleInTampa) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:40:54 GMT

Us Kids Know wrote:
I don't think Ultra Discharge ever got banned. Or did it?

UD was banned for posting a chop of my real life picture here in the Dump. He's a sick, jealous boy.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (bassoon291) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:28:38 GMT

Denise Martin wrote:
Fabulous!

Don't ask me why the hell I find this funny, but I do.

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Us Kids Know) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:58:23 GMT

OMG RUDY THANK YOU SO MUCH! I remember and love these poems, this line in particular is a favo of mine:

IT MUST BE TOUGH
TO DECIDE WHICH ONE
OF YOUR TWO FACES GETS THE MAKE-UP TODAY

So profound.........*tear*

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (STFU RUDY) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:29:17 GMT

I did manage to save a few of Debb's poems:

I AM ENAMORED BY THE TRASH THAT IS WHITE
THE CIGARETTES SMOKED
THE PANTS THAT ARE TIGHT

THE WRINKLES ON HER FACE
THE STAINS ON HER TEETH
THE SADNESS IN HER EYES
AND THE BLACK BAGS BENEATH

HER FUTURE HAS ARRIVED
PERMANENT TRASH IS SHE
THIS IS NOT THE LIFE
SHE IMAGINED IT TO BE

SHE FALLS TO THE FLOOR
PLEADING FOR HELP
PLEASE HELP ME BECOME CLASSY!
NO NO...

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Us Kids Know) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:54:54 GMT

I don't think Ultra Discharge ever got banned. Or did it?

Re: What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (TroubleInTampa) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:45:05 GMT

Debb Eaton was a truly sick character nic that died an inglorious death. Good riddance.

What the hell happened to "Debb Eaton's Poetry with More Anal Beads?"

feeds@yuku.com (Us Kids Know) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:39:43 GMT

I haven't read through that gem in ages, and now I can't find it. It's not only the best thread ever, it's the best thing I've ever seen on Earth. If it was lost somehow, I don't know what I'll do. If it's still in here, someone bump it so I can add it to my favorites!