Celebrity Death Match

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (jamesroday4xhawt) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:56:21 GMT

Obama, wearing nothing but a bill clinton mask, anal rapes her till her brains bleed out.

Hanson v. the Jonas Brothers.

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feeds@yuku.com (IndifferentCow) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:11:43 GMT

Michael harvests face parts (they 're in the most desired color) and Justin bleeds out.

Obama Vs Hills

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feeds@yuku.com (Almost Dead Britney) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:05:18 GMT

Miley would win easily. She would start masturbating, which would shock the totally pure Hannah into a premature death.

Justin Timberlake vs. Michael Jackson

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (Creeping Ivy) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:49:24 GMT

The carrot. Terri's already dead. And even if she weren't, shoving the carrot down her throat would have done the deed because she'd have choked on it.

Miley Cyrus vs. Hannah Montana

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (ArtfulEgotist) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:46:26 GMT

Omarosa drops a piece of ceiling the the Donald's head. His comb-over is muffed. While he comptemplates firing Omarose for this, she pulls out one of Janice Dickinson's knives and stabs Trump. She then writes a book about the experience, much to the dismay of every literate person in the world.

Terri Schiavo v. a Carrot

GO!

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (love like a bomb) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:13:45 GMT

Richard Simmons. Gene faints after the third "Sweatin' to the Oldies" video.

Omarosa vs. Donald Trump

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feeds@yuku.com (Zzunk) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:07:49 GMT

Just as Cindy McCain gasps for her last breath of air while being choked by Michelle Obama, Hillary drops from the rafters and decapitates Michelle with barbed wire. Hillary exclaims "Are you proud now, bitch?" Cindy wins.

Richard Simmons vs. Gene Simmons

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feeds@yuku.com (jamesroday4xhawt) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:16:08 GMT

Maggie smith takes a huge dump on seagal's fugly shit stained face.

Michelle Obama v. Cindy McCain

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feeds@yuku.com (star jumper) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:03:19 GMT

Piers starves to death when Baldwin locks him up in the Bio-Dome

Maggie Smith vs. Steven Seagal

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feeds@yuku.com (jamesroday4xhawt) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:36:45 GMT

Danny Bonaduce with a swift punch to the face, via brass knuckes with spikes.

Stephen Baldwin v. Piers Morgan (i know this should be in the Apprentice forum, but...)

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (Majibb) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:18:28 GMT

Jeff Probst throws a bucket of acid on Julie, causing Julie's synthetic skin to melt and Julie to short-circuit and explode.

Danny Bonaduce vs Jonny Fairplay

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (NlGHTCRAWLER) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:12:13 GMT

John Travolta wins by distracting Tom by dancing - then he runs him through with a meatfork.

Jeff Probst VS Julie Chen

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (2manypixiestix) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 13:57:29 GMT

OMG battle of the MILK

I'm going with Rosie on this one. Age is a big factor, but in the end I think a simply jumping from a tree and squashing Roseanne will do the trick.

John Travolta vs Tom Cruise - Battle of the Scienology dorks.

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (Kimbob the Magnificent) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 13:40:10 GMT

It looks at first like Angelina might take it, but scrappy Anniston comes back in the end by reminding Angelina that she got stuck with Brad after all. Angelina subsequently kills herself as the reality of it sets in, ending the match.

Rosie v. Roseanne

Kimbob the Debating

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (Trixie Delight) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 13:32:26 GMT

It was a buncha leftoever night posters, Pix.

Winner-Brooke. She pops a cyanide laced psychiatric drug down Tom's throat just when he thought he was opening up to jaw a peen. He swallows (of course) and within 60 seconds...DEAD!

Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Anniston

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (2manypixiestix) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 13:28:15 GMT

Look what happened! You peeps can't take direction.

Okay I'm going with The TV/radio Howard Stern..all he really needed to do was talk Sternly...the other Howard caved like a crappy house of cards.

Next up

Tom Cruise - Brooke Shields grudge match.

Go!

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (RupertsScrotum) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:03:21 GMT

GOVERNMENT -anti- THE SYBIAN

Re: Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (Trixie Delight) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:58:35 GMT

Good god you nincompoops sure know how to screw up a thread with potential. Let's see if we can get it back on track.

Howard Stern vs. Howard Stern

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feeds@yuku.com (RupertsScrotum) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:19:28 GMT

I may die, be nice...

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feeds@yuku.com (GhostieRexGildo) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:02:46 GMT

GhostieRexGildo vs RexGildoTheGhost

I kill RexGildo the ghost in round 2 with a chainsaw

Celebrity Death Match

feeds@yuku.com (2manypixiestix) — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:38:25 GMT

Name 2 celebrities, and the next poster has to say who wins (and maybe how...what weapon etc) and then they can name 2 celebs. Like this:

Britney Spears vs Lindsay Lohan

Winner - Britney, - disables Britney by running over her foot then "spears" her with a umbrella to the throat.

First round

Oprah Winfrey vs Rosie O'Donnell