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        <![CDATA[ I have had a vision. In it, Jonathan Christ, the one true bastard, sent a herald to me in the form of a cherub. The cherub told me that if we pray real hard,
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/5320817/t/The-Church-of-Jonathan-Christ-The-Leg-and-The-Resurrection.html#reply-5320817</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Forgive me, O Lord Jonathan, it has been months since my last worship of thee. Mine eyes have been abused by Survivor, Samoa, and my interest hath waned. Not
for you, O Lord, but for the vehicle of thy fame on this board.
<br>
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Praise be!
<br>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Praise be!
<br>
<br>
HalleluJON! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="7"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">LET THERE BE LIGHT</span>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I am rewatching Cook Islands and reliving the prophet that IS Jonathan Christ. This man is a true god.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ No truer words have been spoken. He would even weep at the falling of a sparrow (or a Booby chick). ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ not sure which leg. he was carrying the dog up the stairs and tripped, protected her (she wasnt hurt) but hurt himself in the process. praise be he who
sacrifices his calf for the wellbeing of tootsie ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Get well soon, Jonathan &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3
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			<description><![CDATA[ Whoa, Lord Jonathan tore a calf muscle? The same leg as the bad knee? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Poor Lord Johnathan; he seems plagued by leg injuries. There must be a parable in that, somewhere
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Pray to Lord Jonathan that he quickly heal Lord Jonathan, for he hath torn a calf muscle. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This deserves a **bump**   <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvyQftKszS0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvyQftKszS0</a>
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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4383188/t/The-Church-of-Jonathan-Christ-The-Leg-and-The-Resurrection.html#reply-4383188</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ It would be different if Johnathan were penetrating &quot;the rich red interior of said melon&quot;. We really need more penetration on Survivor
<br>
<br>
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<br>
Daily worship: Bollocks!
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			<description><![CDATA[ Did someone say resurrection? :o
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Um, even if you like Jonathan (I do), this is like the most boring thread in this entire forum. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ w00t!!
<br>
<br>
This thread has survived the holocaust!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 14:30:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4375398/t/The-Church-of-Jonathan-Christ-The-Leg-and-The-Resurrection.html#reply-4375398</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Disciples of Jonathan Christ,
<br>
<br>
I have recently witnessed a vision of our Lord. He was watching a man penetrate a watermelon...
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
WITH PLAYING CARDS!!!
<br>
<br>
I was looking at an article on cracked.com about people with useless talents and in this article was a video of a man who threw playing cards at blazing
speeds. And I thought mine eyes had deceived me, because who did I see slowly revealed to be in the audience but our Lord and Savior himself! Fast... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 11:39:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Bollocks, indeed!
<br>
<br>
<br>
wondering now if it should be bollocks instead of Amen
<br>
<br>
like &quot;Daily worship of our Lord JP. Bollocks!&quot;
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:54:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Jonathan Christ would smite down Coach with one single word after hearing his stories: <em>Bollocks.</em>
<br>
<br>
Ah, I may be far away sometimes from the Church, but I still worship. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:07:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4351030/t/The-Church-of-Jonathan-Christ-The-Leg-and-The-Resurrection.html#reply-4351030</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ In a battle of wits.... make that; in an endurance contest between Coach and Johnathan, who would win? Would Lord Johnathan fall alseep during one of Coaches
stories, or would he wisely smite him the moment Coachbag opened his mouth?
<br>
<br>
Frankly, I&#39;d love to see a deathmatch between them. We know Johnathan would win, but it would be fun to see in which manner he chose to defeat his foe.
<br>
<br>
Oh, and daily worship.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:40:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Jonathan ownage.
<br>
<br>
lulz I need Eric to remember his password so he can post here and have a Chapera reunion &lt;3</p> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:58:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I have had a vision. In it, Jonathan Christ, the one true bastard, sent a herald to me in the form of a cherub. The cherub told me that if we pray real hard,
the savior will return.
<br>
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<img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/jonathan_es_04.jpg" alt="image">
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