Zach - Best player to never win?

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Crappysucks) — Wed, 20 Jul 1932 15:10:51 GMT

^^ Well, at least you got the swinging part right...swinging like a dumb dirty ape, broken piano key teeth gleaming...

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (ZachBB8) — Sun, 11 May 2008 08:17:13 GMT

He sure does rule whether it is the business world or the entertainment industry Zach Swerdzewski has succesfully left a positive mark in every branch of life he swung out too.

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (DAnn Coulter) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:02:02 GMT

Are there any screen caps of Zach's peepee??? Let's compare!

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Crappysucks) — Wed, 20 Jul 1910 15:09:43 GMT

^^ Alright one inch, I really wasn't looking that closely...

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Quiddity) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:47:40 GMT

Crappysucks wrote:
The only thing Zach has a grasp of is his two inch penis when he munches the panties.

C'mon, we all know Zach's penis isn't that big. Is he even in Josh's league?

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Crappysucks) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:24:13 GMT

youre making him sound mentally challenged.

When it comes to Zach the challenge is to NOT make him sound mentally challenged.

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Dr Will Hatch two point oh) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:04:44 GMT

Quiddity wrote:
Even Jameka and Amber may have been smarter players at this game than Zach. Yes, even the girl who gave up 5 HOHs for no reason.

Even if he is a lousy player, which may be perfectly true, youre making him sound mentally challenged. He may not be bright, but all jokes aside,do you really believe that? Thats stretching things to say that Jameka or Amber were better players

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Crappysucks) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:53:44 GMT

The only thing Zach has a grasp of is his two inch penis when he munches the panties.

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Quiddity) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:21:52 GMT

Even Jameka and Amber may have been smarter players at this game than Zach. Yes, even the girl who gave up 5 HOHs for no reason.

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (DAnn Coulter) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:53:41 GMT

In all honesty, between the final 3, I think Daniele had a better grasp of the game.

I hate her, but the bitch is very smart for her age.

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Dr Will Hatch two point oh) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:20:17 GMT

^He DID have a grasp of the game. Damn it, you don't have to like the guy, but give credit where its due

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (TW After Life) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:14:17 GMT

In retrospect, I'm glad Dick won instead of Zach. Dick, while a piece of human garbage, at least had a grasp of the game.

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Savvy Ignoramus) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:08:57 GMT

I just watched the episode where Jameka got voted out and just the title of this thread makes me giggle. No. Just no. Zach was just terrible. He won challenges at important points but was a horrible overall player. I cringed when he chose not to force Dick to put Daniele up when he won POV. Dumb dumb dumb. Though I hate the Donatos, I'm glad they beat his ass out.

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Dr Will Hatch two point oh) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:32:48 GMT

UC, thats a very good argument and I would agree with you if Dick was a rational player, but we don't know that he is. If Daniele was voted out, he very well may have(hell, who am I kidding, he probably would have) threw a bitch fit and voted Zach out of revenge. Zach himself said he was throwing challenges, and maybe he overestimated his own challenge winning abilities or underestimated the Donatos, but ultimatly it was probably safer to do what he did. Suppose Daniele did leave, that...

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (DAnn Coulter) — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:20:44 GMT

^^^

In other words, Zach was an idiot!!

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (unduli clone) — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:30:25 GMT

It's not even about who deserved to win or be in the finals. It's that by going with the Donatos, Zach insured that he would have to win F3 HOH to go to the finals.

Had Daniele been voted out at F5 (she was also the biggest challenge threat), both Jameka and Eric would be trying to boot ED over Zach. ED couldn't be HOH, so as long as he didn't win POV Zach would be sitting pretty. And if ED won POV (and Zach didn't...

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Dr Will Hatch two point oh) — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:18:44 GMT

^Eric and arguably Jameka are just as big a scumbags as the Donatos. Zach might be a bit slow when it comes to things like knowing where the Serengeti is, but ultimatly hes decent, or at the very least hes not a scumbag like the majority of the bb8 house

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (DAnn Coulter) — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:06:19 GMT

^^^
Are you kidding me??? If Zach had voted out Daniele I would've been ecstatic!!!!!!!

You're looking at this from a Zach fan prospective. I only "liked" him because of my hate for the Donatos... I wouldn't have given a shit if he was voted out in final 4 by Eric or anyone else tbh, as long as he took one of those turds out.
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Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (Dr Will Hatch two point oh) — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 20:35:37 GMT

If Daniele was voted out and Eric won HOH, you would all still be harping on Zachs "stupidity". As I said, the most obvious moves aren't always the best ones

Re: Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (DAnn Coulter) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:35:07 GMT

Dr Will Hatch two point oh wrote:
Can anyone rebut the claims that Eric was a threat? I thought he was, he was filled with rage. He came close to winning the f5 hoh. Sometimes thge obvious move to make isn't the most benifical

Well, we all know how the NOT obvious move turned out.

Eric was a...

Zach - Best player to never win?

feeds@yuku.com (King of Sucks V) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:39:28 GMT

I think so. He went from being in the Mrs. Robinson "secret" four person alliance, which dominated the first vote off, to being on his own, to being a potential veto nominee when Nick got sent home, to aligning with the Donatos, to betraying the Donatos, to the F3. He has succesfully done what over 90 Big Brother contestants (including Will in BB:AS) have failed to do: make the Final 3. He was one question away from making the Final 2 and puling out one of the most improbable wins...