Does anyone know any good survivor quotes?

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feeds@yuku.com (healthysurvivorobsession) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:25:40 GMT

Dicky Hatch ASS: I've been bOOOOzled!

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feeds@yuku.com (troynuncdicit) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:08:32 GMT

(playing I Never and they ask Frank to play) Frank: I never broke the honor of a handshake. Everyone: ...o_o Johnny Fairplay: (writes down Shawn) Fuck you. Savage: (when Jon raided the camp and said the threw the Challenge) But just for that little pissant to take that away from us is ridiculous.

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feeds@yuku.com (GnarlsInCharge) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:27:08 GMT

cg41386: I wear sweatpants sometimes

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feeds@yuku.com (fsmdud) — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:51:47 GMT

Ibrehem: "Beef stew aint not the end of the game, bitches."

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feeds@yuku.com (Pulau Tiga) — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:34:17 GMT

This last episode was a great one for quotes:

"Why don't we just call Jeff up right now, on the Jeff-phone?"
-Rocky

"They let me go on a Shequila or whatever she called it."
-Dreamz

"Mookie, you can only touch one at a time! Think!"
-Probst

"I don't usually deal with people like that unless it's a broad - no offense to the ladies, I always talk to girls...

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feeds@yuku.com (prozaczoloft) — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 23:15:04 GMT

Earl: Snakes are misunderstood. We have an understanding now.

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feeds@yuku.com (XtremeInnovator420) — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 20:16:51 GMT

Thanks for the Robb quote, Jeff P. That was good stuff, but Robb's weird noises made it.

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feeds@yuku.com (aquarian 7) — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 20:15:13 GMT

Shane: Danielle, why do you have such an aversion to work?

Brian (doing his impression of Ken at tribal council): "Yo, Jeff, does my hair look alright?" "Yo, I want everybody to know I'm a police officer, one of "New York's Finest." "And I just want to say when you put on a uniform, you get all kind of bitches. Yo, yo, yo, yo."

Clay (doing his impression of Jake telling one of his stories):
"Hey, I'm just a good old mountain man...

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feeds@yuku.com (Jeff P3) — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 14:21:03 GMT

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even though I don't remember the words, Robb Z's rant on Clay was funny as hell.

"Backwoods hick. (Robb makes weird noises) screaming at me, dude. I wanted to spit in his face."

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feeds@yuku.com (prozaczoloft) — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 13:55:47 GMT

RobM: Amber has a great personality.

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feeds@yuku.com (XtremeInnovator420) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 23:57:56 GMT

Fairplay (about Sandra) "We have bigger fish to fry first. But she's not one of the final four. And I got a million that says she won't be the final one!"

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feeds@yuku.com (RazorrzzEdge) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 23:45:49 GMT

Judd: "It would take...about a millimeter of a minute..."

"I'm a damn bad liar, man."

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feeds@yuku.com (survivorisdabest) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 23:12:49 GMT

Judd:hes a mans man, man

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feeds@yuku.com (growsonwalls) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:03:58 GMT

Linda: "Mother Africa is a blah blah blah ..."
Tom (about Frank): "He has the personality of an 80 year old."
Frank (about Linda): Linda's so solid, she's like the concrete at the bottom of the Hoover Dam."

Steph: "Bobby Jon cheers like a frickin' girl. He was so gay."

Jamie: "Bobby Jon hit a new nut level."

Ian (about Bobby Jon): "He's as sharp as a bowling ball."
Brandon (about Bobby Jon): "...

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feeds@yuku.com (veeisforvictory) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:16:36 GMT

Crazy Linda: "Didn't yo momma ever hug ya?" to the crying Lindsey

Debb: "We could build a decent shelter with just rocks..." haha

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feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorRacer) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:11:32 GMT

Brad: "I think today, I finally had a coming to Jesus moment..."

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feeds@yuku.com (superkyle) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:32:02 GMT

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Also, the "He won't eat the ham!" bit from Big Tom was classical, and, even though I don't remember the words, Robb Z's rant on Clay was funny as hell.

All I remember about that one was this:

"We lost because of a bunch of rules!"

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feeds@yuku.com (XtremeInnovator420) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:20:48 GMT

I have a strange feeling it was either in the third one, or there's a novel of it out there that he was quoting.

Also, the "He won't eat the ham!" bit from Big Tom was classical, and, even though I don't remember the words, Robb Z's rant on Clay was funny as hell.

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feeds@yuku.com (beatles20147) — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 23:53:34 GMT

Everyone always talks about Rob's "straight outta The Godfather"* confessional, but nobody besides Mario's Funny 115 ever gives credit to the one where he bashes everyone from Rotu ("The General...he probably has a little sausage").

*I just recently saw this fantastic movie for the first time and was looking out for the "Fear keeps people loyal" line but didn't hear it. Is it in one of the sequels?

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feeds@yuku.com (About Breaking the Rules) — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 17:02:03 GMT

Frank: "Damn you, Carl, for leaving me with a bunch of misfits."

"Dumb and Dumber." Robfather's reference to Johnny Pots & Pans and the General. He said pretty much the same thing in the All-Stars season, only he called it "the buffoon tribe."

Tina W on Jeff V (Back from the Outback): "Jeff, that little devil."

Jenna L on losing the distress signal challenge: "All that... for nothing! Man, I wanted...

Does anyone know any good survivor quotes?

feeds@yuku.com (survivoronline2005) — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 17:12:17 GMT

I need some