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			<title><![CDATA[ Wireless is creepy ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Okay I&#39;ve always had wireless internet, but frankly, it&#39;s always freaked me out.. it just seems so unsecure, and I feel like someone could be watching
my every click and move on the net.  Thus, I&#39;ve stuck with ethernet cables, which are really a pain the ass...
<br>
<br>
So yesterday I started using wireless... but still uneasy.  How secure is it even if the network is password protected??  Am I just being paranoid?
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:46:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sleeping is the most wonderful thing ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60983/t/Sleeping-is-the-most-wonderful-thing.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Nothing beats getting into a warm, comfy bed after a long day. You crawl under the covers, put your head on a soft pillow and slowly drift off into la la land
where either great adventures or bizarre nightmares await you. It&#39;s even better on the weekend when you wake up and realize that you don&#39;t have to get
up at all so you just close your eyes and stay under that protective blanket and dream some more.
<br>
<br>
Someone once said &quot;sleep is like little slices of death.&quot; If... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:09:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ DIVAS GETTIN' MONAAY!! ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60980/t/DIVAS-GETTIN-MONAAY-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K4-rMiS6itk&amp;fs=1&source=uds&autoplay=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="355" width="425" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed><a style="left: 425px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="bvpthpvsuexnhhikpxvd visible" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/K4-rMiS6itk&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds&amp;autoplay=0"></a></span>
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<br>
Accidentally found this on YouTube but it&#39;s now my... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (DrewB)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:07:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sen. Harry Reid Buys World&#39;s Most Expensive Prostitute! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A real bargain for only 300 million of our tax dollars!
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://landrieu.senate.gov/about/mll_bookcase_lg.jpg" alt="image">\
<br>
<br>
<br>
<span style="font-style: italic;">And yes, I know there&#39;s a politics thread.  But this one deserves it&#39;s very own thread.</span>
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:17:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT??????????????????????? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rd-S4nOp00s&amp;hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" width="480" height="385" ></embed></span>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:37:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ So I just got my wisdom teeth out... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ And it isn&#39;t too bad. The bloody saliva is kinda annoying, but no pain yet. O hear Day Two is worse. Is it true? Or is the wisdom teeth pain thing totally
overhyped? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:15:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ If you found out that your boyfriend works in the porn industry... ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60958/t/------boyfriend-works---porn-industry-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ would you dump him? Let&#39;s say you two have been together for almost 1 year now. However, a few days ago, he confessed to you that he does some nude
photography and low budget porn films on the side for extra cash...what would you do? Would you dump him? <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
<br>
<br>
I&#39;m asking for a good friend. He says thank you in advance.
<br>
<br>
P.S. isn&#39;t Onno selling his porn on Xtube too? ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Kino)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:13:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ A Single Man ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60955/t/A-Single-Man.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-tCxRO67gyk&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span> a gae mad men or a fag and his hag?
<br>
<br>
<br>
<img class="left image340" src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/11/single.gif" width="340" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
<br></p><span id="temp-1"><span><span id="temp-1"></span></span></span> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:43:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ gay male rape epidemic in blighty ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60954/t/gay-male-rape-epidemic-in-blighty.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div id="three-col">
  <h1><img src="http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/adriandalton_450x300.jpg" alt="image">
  <br>
  <br>
  Male rape on the increase</h1>

  <p class="article-date"><a class="i-date" title="Find all articles published on Nov 23 2009 to the London News section" target="_blank" href="http://www.londoninformer.co.uk/london-news/london-local-news/2009/11/23/">Nov 23 2009</a> by Aidan Charles Marlborough-Perez, <a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:17:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ How am I creepy? ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60953/t/How-am-I-creepy-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m not denying it, I just want to know why you think so. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Mister Yuck)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:42:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Admins! ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60952/t/Admins-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ People are posting on topic pictures in the BuBo and Casey threads.  Please lock. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Mister Yuck)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:29:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Did BuBo get less funny... ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60951/t/Did-BuBo-get-less-funny-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Or am I not getting his jokes? ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Mister Yuck)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:53:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Twisted Metal Movie ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60948/t/Twisted-Metal-Movie.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ There needs to be one, and none of that Deathrace crap either...make it GOOD.
<br>
<br>
<br>
Sweet Tooth would have been well...sweet, but they already used his character in The Dark Knight. ::bummed ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (star jumper)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:49:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Avant Garde/surreal Porn ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60947/t/Avant-Garde-surreal-Porn.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Is there such a thing?
<br>
<br>
I want to start a porn site with bizarre and surreal clips.
<br>
<br>
Glory hole stuff is pretty big on Xtube. So what if you dress a dude in an all green suite with only his dick and balls hanging out (with a red hem around the
hole) and then have another person wearing a green mask with only an eye and a mouth hole blowing him and then chroma key (&quot;green screen&quot;) them  out
so that its just a floating cock getting sucked by a mysterious floating... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Onno)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:33:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Hickeys - Tacky or not? ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60946/t/Hickeys-Tacky-or-not-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Also, would having a hugeass hickey on your neck be appropriate for Thanksgiving dinner with your entire extended family, and how would you theoretically get
rid of one before then?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (char99bok)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:30:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ You've Had All Day To Work On This ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60944/t/You-ve-Had-All-Day-To-Work-On-This.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ That&#39;s the best you could do?
<br>
<br>
Bump the sports threads.
<br>
<br>
The fucking Obama thing.
<br>
<br>
Chewing gum.
<br>
<br>
Three or four TV threads.
<br>
<br>
General pop culture drivel.
<br>
<br>
STILL with the &quot;Post A Fucking Picture.&quot;
<br>
<br>
Some idiot faggot desperate for attention OTHER than me.
<br>
<br>
Complete and total unscientific approach to moon-loathing. Our moon is VITAL. It PROVIDES. Hate it for aesthetic offenses if you must.
<br>
<br>
God Hates... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:00:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Chocolate Oranges ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60943/t/Chocolate-Oranges.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Ok, they are the most delicious thing in the history of the world. But holy shit, the price goes up every year. But this year they have one with little bits of
toffee in them! Go good! Im eating part of one right now!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Paris Hilton)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:55:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ television programme The Doctors ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60941/t/television-programme-The-Doctors.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ my mother tells me of her enjoyment of this seemingly insipid syndicated programme for hypochondriacs
<br>

<blockquote>
  The concept, which originated on <em>Dr. Phil</em>, mostly focuses on health and medical issues, as a team of medical professionals discuss a range of
  various health-related topics and answer questions from viewers who are too embarrassed to ask their own doctors.
</blockquote>lol. but unlike its parent show, instead of a shouty troll it&#39;s hosted by a bachelor alum.... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (JasonSiskaLulz)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:43:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why Did I Get Married Too - Predick which couple will not make it. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ OK LISTEN.
<br>
<br>
Tyler Perry&#39;s Why Did I Get Married Too is coming out in April but y&#39;all that&#39;s too long I need to see this shiz NOW.
<br>
<br>
Watch this EXCITING and SUSPENSEFUL trailer and guess which couple won&#39;t make it out alive.
<br>
<br>
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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Bulletin Bored)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:19:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why do people utilize chewing gum? ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/60939/t/Why-do-people-utilize-chewing-gum-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Might as well wrap rubber around sugar and start chewing.
<br>
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/greenwala-attachments/production/attachments/1818/large/CHEWED_GUM_CLOSE_UP.jpg" alt="image">
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:00:06 GMT</pubDate>
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