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I'm going to do a boudoir photo shoot.

feeds@yuku.com (LurkerAtWork) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:01:31 GMT

So my boyfriend's birthday is coming up. He has a Playboy collection so I thought maybe I would try to recreate some of those pictures for him. Is that something a guy would like? Assuming I'm hot and he's sexually attracted to me. Would it maybe fulfill some fantasy of his of banging some porn chick or just seem totally unnecessary? It's kinda expensive so I don't want to waste money on something that isn't even going to be a big deal to him. Any thoughts or...

What is more hideous: flappers or saggers?

feeds@yuku.com (Mind The Gap1) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:47:29 GMT

flappers

or
Saggers?

When every word in a Fergie song describes "how you feel"

feeds@yuku.com (Onno) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:14:29 GMT

how long overdue is the killing of yourself?

will someone explain this f'n song to me?

feeds@yuku.com (memyselfand1) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:51:57 GMT

what are they trying to say? Of course none of their other songs make any sense either

Sister Golden Hair

Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine

Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Golden Hair surprise
And...

There's a sushi truck acrossed the street.....do I dare?

feeds@yuku.com (Visa Declined) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:45:56 GMT

I am hungry and I do like sushi but I am scared.

Can Women Ever Truly Understand Release?

feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:25:29 GMT

So many years of repression, of just taking it. You'd think something has to give, sooner or later. Where is their outlet? Are we demanding too much of them? Keep house, raise children, hold a job, cook dinner, tend the fields.

Sure, probably this is why they never shut the fuck up. If only they could find release from a different orifice maybe we could watch TV in peace.

Yeah, I know. They fart, too. But not like we fart! At least not most of them. The trailer trash...

a prince thread to lure hamdingers out of hiding

feeds@yuku.com (X Bilkis) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:24:59 GMT

so i haven't really listened to prince much and then i came across this video

and decided that i am probably missing out. tell me about prince. tell me what cds to download. tell the princiest stories you got.

Sending out an SOS

feeds@yuku.com (token lunatic) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:33:15 GMT

Fuck YOU, Sting, although I am warming up to 80s music.

On second thought, fuck the 80s and the 90s. And if anyone thinks it will be funny to post some dumbass parachute pants, FUCK YOU.

Lawrence of Arabia quotes only

feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:22:32 GMT

He is nothing. The well is everything!

Jesus

feeds@yuku.com (Eagles V Frodo Mt Doom) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:39:09 GMT

Lourdes has a thread. Rocco has a thread. David has a thread. Mercy has a thread. Tabitha has a thread.

It is BEANOPHOBIC for Jesus not to have a thread.

Sexyest movie dances ever

feeds@yuku.com (El Suave Bastardo) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:38:43 GMT

So only gays and preteen girls watch Glee, right?

feeds@yuku.com (blockhose) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:13:35 GMT

I attempted to watch this show to see what all the hubbub was about. Turned it after the first five minutes, as I felt prolonged exposure may have made me too sexually adventurous.

Seriously - isn't this show just Saved By The Bell with musical numbers?

What is your favourite thing about Manhattan?

feeds@yuku.com (Eagles V Frodo Mt Doom) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:11:45 GMT

Yes, it's the greatest city in the world.

As Princess Maxima of The Netherlands once said "I am so proud that my great great great great great great great grandfather worked on the first settlements in that enchanting isle, and that my ancestors have played such an important role in keeping it nice and tidy."

For $20, kids can buy a better grade

feeds@yuku.com (Ohailno) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:27:12 GMT

For $20, kids can buy a better grade

Rosewood Middle School price list
A $20 donation buys 10-point credits to be used on two tests of the student's choice.
A $30 donation buys the test points and admission to a 5th-period dance.
A $60 donation buys students test points, the dance invitation, and a "special 30-minute lunch period with pizza, drink and the choice to invite one...

What's the name of this song?

feeds@yuku.com (Carol of the Bells Palsy) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:21:03 GMT

I've had this song in my head all week and everybody I've talked to can't recognize it. I guess it's not so much a song because there are limited words and it's mostly instrumental. It goes like this.....

Da da DA da da (long pause) da daaaa.... ding ding da LA LA LAAAAA (short pause) la da ding ding da (lyrics: "goodbye friends" or maybe it's "goodbye forever") da da DA da da (this is where it gets real low but it sounds almost like...

I am the new # 1

feeds@yuku.com (Momma Mullet) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:13:22 GMT

No matter which one of you bitches come at me, I am going to be all up in your grill.

QUIRKY names and your neck o the woods

feeds@yuku.com (pie123452001) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:51:50 GMT

We have this here called the Butterdome. Cause it looks like butter:

Sneezing girl looks exactly like drew barrymore as a child

feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:06:42 GMT

Who cares that she sneezes. That is the real story. I wonder if she does coke.

Confession: I'm Twitless

feeds@yuku.com (ImCrushingYourHead) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:04:16 GMT

I don't get how to use Twitter. There I said it. I'm obviously stupid, but aren't most Twitter users as well?

I have an account, I can tell my hordes of followers about my fascinating errands, but what's with the # and @? How do you send twats? What is the secret to this mysterious and superficial messaging system?

I hate youth-biased technological changes.

So say you're sitting in a nice restaurant and ....

feeds@yuku.com (LoudyPants) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:03:10 GMT

Someone comes up takes out their dick and slaps it in your face ...

Do You ,

A: Push it away and yell " Check please ! "

B: Stare at it in disbelief.

C: Try to ignore it and keep talking

D: RUN!

or 5: Grab it and suck on it like theres no tomorrow while slapping against your face some more.