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			<title><![CDATA[ Are fat people slobs? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I say yes.  Chances are, if you don&#39;t take the time to take care of your appearance, you don&#39;t take the time to take care of much else. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Those moments you don't have MasterCard ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Gas to drive stolen car to the 7-11 store:   <strong>$10.00</strong></p>

<p>Winter hooded jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity and carry gun:   <strong>$85.00</strong></p>

<p>9mm handgun purchased up the block:   <strong>$150.00</strong></p>

<p>Failure to master holding on to your weapon during your planned armed robbery:   <strong>PRICELESS
<br>
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<img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/2c225c98896db3ba58ba47e429728b47d99ad8b.gif" alt="image"></strong></p>... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Gizmodo)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 13:22:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ CRAIG DAVID ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00011701.jpg" alt="image">
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<br>
finally has a new album out. yippie yay!
<br>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Pizzathetic)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 13:20:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Beyonce's mom teaches 6 yr old girls how to dress like a ho ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div id="rap">
  <p> Future OT voaps</p>

  <p class="page_item page-item-2"><a title="About Kellee&nbsp;Terrell" href="http://popgumbo.wordpress.com/about/"></a> </p>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Trixie Delight)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ OK so I was startled awake last night... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This has happened several times over the last 6 months, but last night was the worst.  It was around 12-1:30 a.m. and I was awakened by a &quot;BOOM!  BOOM! 
BOOM! BOOM!  BOOM!  BOOM! BOOM!  BOOM!  BOOM!&quot; (actually more like a dozen).    The whole house shook, and I was able to see that the shots or explosions
were lighting up the sky.  But it wasn&#39;t like fireworks...not like an M80 or whatever they&#39;re called.  Could it have been a shotgun? Someone keeps
doing it and it&#39;s... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 12:42:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Optimum Suburbia or Reggaeton Beach? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Which commercial do YOU find more offensive?
<br>
<br>
The new one, featuring a whorish housewife baking treats and serving them to the men in her life (including American Idol 7&#39;s Garrett Haley, a gaysian
grandpa and an America&#39;s Most Smartest Model contestant), all whilst warbling a catchy pop ditty, complete with multicultural harlots backing her up:
<br>
<br>
<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8yEVpfOTXWU&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ To the guy who was mowing his lawn last night at 10PM ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font size="2">There is nothing the least bit alarming about that. What&#39;s the point of having a headlight on your riding mower if you can&#39;t use it,
right?? That you didn&#39;t even pause when an ambulance and a firetruck pulled up across the street to help our heart-attack stricken neighbor...breath-taking
dedication to your craft. That you&#39;re a member of the sheriff&#39;s department is very reassuring.</font></p>

<p><font size="2">Signed,</font></p>

<p><font size="2">The... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Welcome squashthebeef!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ That&#39;s what it says at the top of my screen right now.  I even signed out, and then signed back in, and it&#39;s still there.
<br>
<br>
<br>
It&#39;s like destiny has a plan for us or something. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Fraus deserve $117,000 annual salary ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Post your :lbfs
<br>
<br>
HERE !
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>

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          <p class="body"><span class="headline">Study pegs mom&#39;s market value at nearly $117,000</span></p>

          <p... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Do you love the feeling you have when you sneeze? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This is written on a couple of my myspace friends pages and I just want to say What are you crazy?? I am sick and sneezing like crazy and it is NOT a good
feeling to sneeze because your eyes get all gooey and your nose gets runny and its disgusting. How in the world is it a good feeling to sneeze??
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ 2008 Concerts you want to see ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m pushing 40...this might be my last year to act like a kid...
<br>
The Cure...tonight, baby!
<br>
Black Crowes
<br>
Eric Clapton
<br>
Neil Diamond (great songs...bite me.)
<br>
Foo Fighters
<br>
Joan Jett
<br>
Journey/Cheap Trick/Heart (2 out of 3 ain&#39;t bad)
<br>
Judas Priest (with 3/4th of Black Sabbath)
<br>
Stevie Nicks
<br>
R.E.M.
<br>
Rush (kissing up to Snakes &amp; Arrows)
<br>
Rod Stewart ($250 bucks?)
<br>
Stone Temple Pilots
<br>
Yes
<br>
Robert Plant
<br>
Rocklahoma with... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ I just want to say ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><strong><font color="#FF0000" size="5">HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOMMIES HERE!</font></strong></p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ A humble request to the benevolent idoits for "Free KF Day" ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>turn on signatures?
<br>
<br>
kthxby</p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Adults with braces ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Gonna be me in 2 hours. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
<br>
<br>
I have the urge to just eat until then because I don&#39;t think I will be able to after. 
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 10:09:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Convince me to give you my immunity idol! ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/31750/t/Convince-me-to-give-you-my-immunity-idol-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I have this really cool necklace....I like it very much.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://nineteenthirtynine.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/tiki.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
However, if you can convince me to give it you....I will give it to you.
<br>
<br>
Why should I give it to YOU?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Dr Weems)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ OMFG ~~~ it's the TIKKIE SNATCHING ANNIVERSARY this Sunday ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ still my favo moment in Sucks herstory by a mile
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 09:45:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Dude, pass the skull. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Just wow.  Such nice looking fellows too.
<br>
<br>

<blockquote>
  <span class="storyheading3">3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
  <br></span>

  <p class="copyright"><span class="author">By PEGGY O&#39;HARE
  <br></span> Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle</p>

  <p>The Kingwood teenager&#39;s story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department
  senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.</p>... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 08:58:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Is there anything interesting going on in the leaky vagina thread? ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/31742/t/---interesting-going----leaky-vagina-thread-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m curious, but don&#39;t have the courage to open it up. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 08:11:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Guess who is preggo? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Michelle Duggar just announced on the Today show that she is expecting number 18. 
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Woo Hoo!  It's Friday!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ And, the Duggers are going to be on the Today show with their 17 kids.
<br>
<br>
They have a big announcement.  She&#39;s preggo again.
<br>
<br>
Your vagina is not a clown car woman.  Shut your legs ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 06:01:55 GMT</pubDate>
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