Survivor Sucks

Key Lime Pie

feeds@yuku.com (star jumper) — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:18:32 GMT

Best dessert eva!!!

TWO DAYS.... EXCREMENT!!!

feeds@yuku.com (The island gatekeeper) — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:00:27 GMT

Exactly 46 hours.

Tell us about your best bib and tucker!

feeds@yuku.com (Trippin Aggro Flossin) — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:56:52 GMT

Describe the one outfit you own that just makes you look like a million bucks every time you slide into it and head out for a night on the town.

I've got the most divine pair of dungarees, dark blue. Just a snug, smart fit. I double it up with this sunflower yellow cashmere sweater and you can bet I'm all smiles that evening!

What is your opinion of Greeters at grocery stores?

feeds@yuku.com (RichPrick) — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:45:15 GMT

It used to be you would only see them at Wal-mart - a place I never shop. But now, they're starting to pop up everywhere.

Personally, I cannot stand them. NO, it's not a big deal, but it is an annoying little deal. You have to pause, make eye contact, do your bullshit chit/chat, "Hi, how are you?", "Fine thanks", "can I help you find anything?", "no thanks, I'm all set", "great... have a nice...

close your legs bitch

feeds@yuku.com (The Heartbreak Yid) — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:10:29 GMT

By JILL ZEMAN, Associated Press Writer Fri May 9, 5:25 PM ET

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman - she's pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and...

People who chew gum should be doused in gas and burnt to death.

feeds@yuku.com (Lex van den Berghe) — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:53:58 GMT

Hey it's Lex from Survivor All Stars. It's bad enough that people chew sugary rubber. But they invariably masticate it with loud snapping noises. Stop.

Another Erik thread: Erik knows LIVIDMANDA

feeds@yuku.com (Mister Plum) — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:53:12 GMT

http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi-bin/ae.pl?mode=1&article=article8008.art&page=1

In terms of what else was going on, they didn't show a lot of this, but I was pretty emotionally distraught for a while. Amanda was livid with me, she was angry one day and driving me crazy the next day. All the girls were...

How often do you watch the film "Stop or my mother will shoot?"

feeds@yuku.com (Nods) — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:43:13 GMT

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How often do you see your motherboard?

feeds@yuku.com (OT recruiter) — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:36:21 GMT

1. daily - I open my computer every day
2. weekly - Sunday gaming session usually
3. monthly
4. major holidays only
5. never - I avoid it because it can void my warranty

David Cook's Final 3 Homecoming Info & Vids (He's from my home town)

feeds@yuku.com (twinklefaery) — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:29:55 GMT

I usually post on the BB board, but thought I'd pop in here and share some videos I took today of David Cook's final 3 homecoming.� I just got home from the ceremony / performance.� It was really cool.� I took videos with my digital camera, so they're not wonderful, but at least it's a little inside stuff before you see it on the show.

As I stood in line to get into the high school stadium where the ceremony took place, I found out all sorts of stuff about him...

So if gays say they're Vegan, does that mean they are spitters?

feeds@yuku.com (TequilaVaquero) — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:07:34 GMT

Because that's got to suck......nobody likes a spitter...heh

how often do you see your mother?

feeds@yuku.com (Pizzathetic) — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:06:03 GMT

1. daily - I still live with her
2. daily - I stop by my parents nightly for dinner or I am Ray Romano and she lives right next door
3. weekly - Sunday dinner usually
4. monthly
5. major holidays only
6. never - I avoid her because she and my wife don't get along

Too much caffeine :( :( :(

feeds@yuku.com (OT recruiter) — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:30:00 GMT

I had an energy drink this morning, and then forgot i had one, then i had another one, and now i am being hyper. You wouldn't believe how fast i am typing this on my keyboard right now. Everything is running at double speed, and i feel so weird. I am very caffeine sensitive. WTF? What can i do to relax? This feeling is killing me. I will die if i keep going like this. I will DIE DIE DIE #$()*#&$)@*%

Caption Ratalie And Lividmanda

feeds@yuku.com (Veni Vidi Fiji) — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:20:11 GMT

I've finally figured it out - Hammy exposed

feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe) — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:52:34 GMT

I suspected it before, but now I'm sure.

Hammy is in fact Illy.

I doubted it for a while cuz Illy seems a little sharper (no offense), but the more I read, the more I'm sure.

I am a super mega GENIUS.

The Big Brother Hall Of Fame

feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorSurvivorSurvivor) — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:44:01 GMT

So, here's the lowdown. Right before All Stars, I decided that Big Brother deserved its own Hall Of Fame. I set out the following criteria:

1) Players are eligible once two seasons have finished since their own. At the time, BB6 had ended over six months before, making BB4's contestants eligible.

2) A player needed 65% to be elected.

3) A player needed 25% to remain on the ballot.

4) Voters could give a "yes" vote to a player for any...

BROTHERS AND SISTERS, WE MUST UNITE

feeds@yuku.com (Dyke Cruser) — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:43:46 GMT

It has come to my attention that world-class clubber LongCat200 has been BANNED from Sucks for no apparent reason.

I am OUTRAGED about this. First TW4Life, then JasonSiskalulz, then Free X Bilkis, then Fan-Favorite Osten Carty, and now this????

I DEMAND we take action.

Mrs. President, the people will not sit still if you allow injustices like this to persist. It starts with the bannings, then putting the useless garbage threads in here like

One Legged Woman in a Car Commercial

feeds@yuku.com (ptcruisn56) — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:05 GMT

Hopefully no thead on this already...and I hope it wasn't talked about. But I saw Sarah in a car commercial talking about running and winning a marathon. Then there was a shot of her lopsided jogging. Touching.

Financial Question

feeds@yuku.com (one time post) — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:30:56 GMT

http://www.mlnbank.com/EN/services/premcds.htm?gclid=CJ2XzdyKmpMCFQoZawodNi-twQ

I'm considering putting some cash on these high rate Cds...any of you losers have any expierence with this...the back is in the west Indies

The American Greencard Lottery -- shady!!

feeds@yuku.com (Onno) — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:44:17 GMT

They keep showing this commercial for the American Greencard Lottery on VH1 Europe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDfkXrHtIs0

How fucking cheap and shady does this look?? visa1234.com??? Couldn't they get some better URL?